BlogHide Resteemsthedailylaugh (54)in punchline • 7 years ago"It'll Put Hair on your Chest" Contest Winners!!Thanks so much to everybody who participated in this small contest, and thanks so much to @punchline for donating steem! It was really, really tough to pick a winner, but here are my favorites: 1:…thedailylaugh (54)in contest • 7 years ago"It'll put hair on your chest" ContinuedThere has been some hilarious stuff from @idikuci, @dj123-y, @diebitch, and @steemmatt so far in this contest, and I'm encouraging you to get in on the chance to win 10 STEEM!! Read how this contest…thedailylaugh (54)in sarcasm • 7 years agoA rant against Clickbait titles:When you send @bernieslanders 0.001 SBD as a joke and tell him not to spend it all in one place: *gif from gifbinresteemedcomedyopenmic (65)in comedyopenmic • 7 years agoComedy Open Mic Round RulesPlease read the rules carefully and good luck in the coming round. Round 5 will be announced later today. Contestants must nominate 2 people to enter the contest per submission. 1 tag…resteemedcomedyopenmic (65)in comedyopenmic • 7 years agoComedy Open Mic - Round 5Hi All, Welcome to the Fifth week of The Comedy Open Mic Contest. Please read the contest rules here Src Rules for Judges Contest will run for a minimum of 8 weeks, and will…thedailylaugh (54)in funny • 7 years ago"It'll Put Hair on Your Chest" (Contest!)The classic adage "It'll put hair on you chest" has led me to do some things that I'm not proud of. Looking back on all the things I've done, I should probably look like this: I even took a dare…thedailylaugh (54)in punchline • 7 years agoDiary of the Vertically ChallengedWhen you don't have any friends, sometimes nature takes it upon itself to remind you of your shortness: *gif from gifbinthedailylaugh (54)in punchline • 7 years agoPampered Pet ProblemsWhat happens after raising a reincarnated Kardashian on El Grande Expensive Kosher Dairy-Free Gluten-Free Crumb-Free dog food and and then trying to make the switch over to Great Value Doggie Chow…thedailylaugh (54)in dmania • 7 years agoWhat happens when I get to the beachView post on dManiathedailylaugh (54)in punchline • 7 years agoCryptocurrently BrokeWhen all your friends decided to sell when Steem was at $8 but you decided to hodl: *gif from gifbinresteemedcomedyopenmic (65)in comedyopenmic • 7 years agoComedy Open Mic - Round 4Hi All, Welcome to the Fourth week of The Comedy Open Mic Contest. This post is to define the rule of the #comedyopenmic contest. These are version 1 of the rules, so please read carefully. These…thedailylaugh (54)in punchline • 7 years agoInterventionWhen your friends are trying to convince you to spend less time on Steemit but you really don't want help right now. *gif from gifbinthedailylaugh (54)in dmania • 7 years agoMe convincing my friends to start on SteemitView post on dManiathedailylaugh (54)in punchline • 7 years agoWhen you think you nailed it and posted a hilarious joke...But then it turns out that you got a lot of comments only because you have alot of Steem Power: *gif from gifbin.comthedailylaugh (54)in dmania • 7 years agoMe trying to construct a funny joke using only raw brain powerView post on dManiaresteemedcomedyopenmic (65)in comedyopenmic • 7 years agoComedy Open Mic - Round 3!!!Hi All, Welcome to the Third week of The Comedy Open Mic Contest. Please note we have tweaked the rules slightly from the previous post , so please read carefully. The rules are quite likely to…thedailylaugh (54)in punchline • 7 years agoThe hard life of a criminalThe only drawback to breaking into water parks after hours: *gif from GIPHYthedailylaugh (54)in punchline • 7 years agoDairy of a lazy personWhen you get a buzz cut cause you hate to have to fix your hair... And then everybody at school wants to rub your "fuzz hat" *gif from GIPHYthedailylaugh (54)in punchline • 7 years agoDon't pick up if you can't throw downHey, do you work at Subway? cause you look like you should be makin my sandwiches... Hey at least this time I didn't get sprayed with mace. She must really like me. Ima be single forever.…thedailylaugh (54)in punchline • 7 years agoAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!Breaking up over the phone is always safer: gif from gifbin