BlogHide Resteemsthefilmcritic (45)in movies • 5 years agoWhy the Fuck Should I Watch: SYNCHRONIC (2019)?(Small spoilers, be warned!) Why the fuck should you watch “Synchronic”? • You are a fan of time travel movies. • When watching “Avengers: Endgame” you were the only one in the cinema…thefilmcritic (45)in movies • 5 years agoWhy the Fuck Should I Watch: “LOVE, DEATH & ROBOTS” (1-st season)?Why the fuck should you watch “Love, Death & Robots"? • You get bored quickly and can’t hold focus for long. • You have a cat, it’s your best (only) friend and you would do anything for it…thefilmcritic (45)in film • 5 years agoWhy the Fuck Should I Watch: FORD v FERRARI (Le Mans ‘66)Why the fuck should you watch “Ford v Ferrari”? • You like stories based on true events in history. • You saw Ford v Ferrari in story in “Grand Tour” and thought “I wanna see that in…thefilmcritic (45)in movies • 5 years agoWhy the Fuck Should I Watch: MIDWAY? (2019)Why the fuck should you watch “Midway”? • You were watching “Dunkirk” last week and thought that it should have had more fight scenes with planes. • You are a history and war enthusiast.…thefilmcritic (45)in movies • 5 years agoWhy the Fuck Should I Watch: Primal (2019)?Why the fuck should you watch “Primal”? • You think that “Sharknado” had the best CGI in the world and want to see something similar. • You love yelling: “Just shoot him, and it’s over!!”…thefilmcritic (45)in movies • 5 years agoWhy the Fuck Should I Watch: I AM MOTHER (2019)(minor spoilers) Why the fuck should you watch “I Am Mother”? • You are a mother and understand how pesky and ungrateful children can be in their teens. • You like pure science fiction…thefilmcritic (45)in movies • 5 years agoWhy the Fuck Should I Watch: KILL CHAIN? (2019)Why the fuck should you watch “Kill Chain”? • You are old enough to remember the ancient times when Nicolas Cage was in good movies, doing great acting and winning Oscars. • Between crazy…thefilmcritic (45)in movies • 5 years agoWhy the Fuck Should I Watch: TERMINATOR: DARK FATE (2019)(minor spoiler warning) Why the fuck should you watch “Terminator: Dark Fate”? • You are convinced that seeing the old Arnold Schwarzenegger punching bad guys is better than anything else in…thefilmcritic (45)in movies • 5 years agoWhy the Fuck Should I Watch: MOONWALKERS? (2015)Why the fuck should you watch “Moonwalkers”? • You know that landing on the Moon was all fake ! • You have been in war and have PTSD (Post traumatic stress disorder). 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Why the fuck should you watch “Spider-Man: Far From Home”? • You love plot holes that are actually not plot holes. • You have always wondered how to casually…thefilmcritic (45)in music • 5 years agoWhy the Fuck Should I Watch: YESTERDAYWhy the fuck should you watch “Yesterday”? • You like that music genre is giving some competition to superhero genre in cinemas. • The only The Beatles song you like is “Help”. • You…thefilmcritic (45)in movie • 5 years agoWhy the Fuck Should I Watch: GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS? (2019)Why the fuck should you watch “Godzilla: King of the Monsters”? • Big-ass monsters fighting other big-ass monsters - your childhood dream has come true. • You are the CGI reviewer. •…thefilmcritic (45)in movies • 6 years agoWhy the Fuck Should I Watch: JOHN WICK?Why the fuck should you watch “John Wick”? • Let’s get one thing very clear: You don’t kill John Wick’s dog and steel his car. • You like pure action movies. • You like to see men in their…thefilmcritic (45)in movie • 6 years agoWhy the Fuck Should I Watch: AVENGERS: ENDGAME(may contain spoilers) Why the fuck should you watch “Avengers: Endgame”? • Omg omg omg, it’s here! • You think why aren’t there more fat superheroes . • You like the new Marvel…thefilmcritic (45)in movie • 6 years agoWhy the Fuck Should I Watch: HELLBOY? (2019)Why the fuck should you watch “Hellboy”? • When watching a movie you usually like…scenes. Yes, this movie has scenes. • You like Milla Jovovich . You like her deadly acting, her killer…thefilmcritic (45)in movies • 6 years agoWhy the Fuck Should I Watch: SHAZAM! (2019)?Why the fuck should you watch “Shazam!"? • The favourite part of a movie “Ant-Man” was the part when that guy turned himself big and small. • You have wondered what would a boy do when he…thefilmcritic (45)in movies • 6 years agoHow to Improve Your Movie Watching ExperienceI believe we have all had experiences when we watch a movie but don’t feel that it worked the way as it should have done. Many times it’s the movie’s fault - it’s either boring, not the genre you…thefilmcritic (45)in film • 6 years agoWhy the Fuck Should I Watch: US (2019)?Why the fuck should you watch “Us"? • You like horror movies, that make you ask “hmm, how the fuck?”, but in the good way. • You are a little tight with money and love to see your…
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