BlogHide Resteemstheorycraft (35)in theory • 7 years ago[Kung Fu Hustle] Why the beast left his cell.Towards the end of the movie, Kung Fu Hustle, the beast leaves his cell at the behest of the axe gang. When being briefed by the gang, the beast says he could have left his cell many years ago, but…theorycraft (35)in theory • 7 years ago[Green Eggs and Ham] The entire story is an allegory about the unnamed protagonist coming to terms with his sexualityAt the start of the book, we see the unnamed, curmudgeony hero sitting in a chair while a large, dog-like creature strolls by with Sam on his back, holding a sign that says "Sam-I-Am." Sam is…theorycraft (35)in theory • 7 years agoJoker is the Hero in The Dark KnightI briefly checked the history by doing a few searches and didn't see anything quite like this, but I apologize if someone else has come up with a similar theory before. Joker, although a lying…theorycraft (35)in busy • 7 years ago Why everyone in Guardians of the Galaxy sounds like they're in a PG-13 filmThe reason that the language in both Guardians of the Galaxy movies is frequently juvenile and all profanity seems limited to the constraints of a PG-13 film is because we're usually hearing it as…theorycraft (35)in avengers • 7 years agoAvengers 4 - How each characters' story will endIron Man: Iron Man is suffering another crisis after losing Peter. It was just like what happened to Yinsen but most importantly his parents. Tony spent at home building machines to fill the void…theorycraft (35)in marvel • 7 years agoINFINITY WAR: Additional details from last fightThe fact that Doctor Strange has a plan is pretty widely accepted here, as it's less a fan theory and more just something extrapolated from the movie. I just came out for the second time and noticed…theorycraft (35)in marvel • 7 years ago[Infinity War Spoilers] Why *INSERT CHARACTER NAME HERE* DOESN'T *INSERT VERB HERE* and Captain Marvel hasn't been around since the 90s.A fews thing I've been thinking about: Why was Rocket the only GOTG to survive? Where the fuck has Captain Marvel been for the last 20ish world ending scenarios? I think I can see a…theorycraft (35)in avengers • 7 years agoINFINITY WAR: the power of the Soul StoneSo we never really see what the Soul Stone can do. Thanos seemed to enjoy testing each stone after acquiring it (burning Thor’s face, teleporting everywhere, tricking Gamora, restoring the Mind…theorycraft (35)in starwars • 7 years ago[Star Wars] The reason Darth Vader seems so uncharacteristically angry at the beginning of A New Hope (Rogue One spoilers)Vader's angry all the time, don't get me wrong. But even through his anger, his inflection remains calm. The only time he ever resorts to shouting at people is during the beginning of A New Hope.…theorycraft (35)in busy • 7 years ago[Harry Potter] Someone's death was already spoiled in the third movieSo we all know Dumbledore dies in the sixth movie. But there are hints that his death was already spoiled in the third movie. There is a christmas dinner with various people involved. Finally…theorycraft (35)in busy • 7 years agoAvengers 4 TheoryLots of people have been saying that the ones who were snapped away by thanos are now trapped in the soul stone like they were in the comics. However, Marvel never steals from the comics directly ;…theorycraft (35)in life • 7 years agoPredator (1987): The alien tries each man's masculinity. Each man who dies does so in a manner befitting his swagger.It's a well-worn idea that Predator is a film about masculinity. You have seven men each competing for alpha status, showboating their strength, stoicism, roughness and physical power. I'd like to…theorycraft (35)in busy • 7 years ago In the 1971 Willy Wonka Charlie was given the Golden Ticket on purpose.OK we are led to believe that all the golden tickets have been found. The news reported from Paraguay. Gene Wilder actually plays the reporter who relays the news that the last ticket has been found…theorycraft (35)in movies • 7 years agoThe entire movie of Aladdin was simply the fulfillment of his first wish.Something that always bothered and confused me about Disney's Aladdin was the ease at which he could suddenly "not be a prince" at several points in the movie, despite the fact he has specifically…