BlogHide Resteemsthepoorpoet (25)in money • 7 years agoIF MONEY GREW ON TREESIF MONEY GREW ON TREES If money grew on trees, wouldn’t that be a good thing? Then everyone would have money, right? Not really—here is a more realistic scenario. Laws would be passed regulating…thepoorpoet (25)in humor • 7 years agoTHE BAD SAMARITANTHE BAD SAMARITAN The Bad Samaritan was walking down the road one day when he saw a man lying unconscious by the side of the road. He asked one of the villagers, “What happened?” The villager…thepoorpoet (25)in poems • 7 years agoDOE SEE DOUGHDOE SEE DOUGH Doe, a deer, a female deer. Dough, lots and lots of money. Buck, a deer, a male deer. Buck, a single piece of money. Deer, a male or female deer. Dear, costing too much money.thepoorpoet (25)in poems • 7 years agoLEAVE THE RICH ALONELEAVE THE RICH ALONE (to the tune of “Another Brick in the Wall” by Pink Floyd) We don’t want your Socialism. We don’t want your rent control. No food stamps for the hungry children. Sanders…thepoorpoet (25)in quips • 7 years agoQUIPS TO LIVE BY IN ALPHABETICAL ORDERALCHEMY'S FUNDAMENTAL ERROR Through the centuries, alchemists have searched in vain for a way to turn base metals into gold. They should have used plastic. A WAY TO IMPROVE WAR I always…thepoorpoet (25)in satire • 7 years agoA COLLECTION OF PHONY STATISTICS FOR POLITICIANS AND OTHER PROFESSIONAL LIARSA COLLECTION OF PHONY STATISTICS FOR POLITICIANS AND OTHER PROFESSIONAL LIARS. The Daily Statistic is back, with more lies and misrepresentations for all you gullible people out there. These…
