BlogHide Resteemstotalfloat (37)in news • 7 years agoTurmoil: Dow's Biggest Point Rout Since Lehman; Bonds, Bitcoin Crash (a limerick)Rough week in politics. Deep state up to their tricks. With the memo released. Show the mark of the beast. Close the DOW down 666!totalfloat (37)in zerohedge • 7 years agoHouse Passes Tax-Reform Bill - 12 Republicans, All Democrats Vote Against (a limerick)The left and the right are torn. How to implement tax reform. Fuck the right and the left. Taxation is theft! I am full of contempt and scorn.totalfloat (37)in funny • 7 years agoVigilant Fred (a limerick)Always vigilant Fred. Who had eyes in the back of his head. Couldn't make a decision. With posterior vision. So he walked in a circle instead.totalfloat (37)in news • 7 years agoAnother Mika Meltdown: Trump Is Morphing Into A "Dictator Or Someone Who Is Not Well" (a limerick)Listen to this with a grin. Zbignew's putrid offspring. New World Order eureka! That dingbat named Mika. Co-host of "Morning Joe Stalin".totalfloat (37)in news • 7 years ago"Due To Popular Demand" Goldman Starts Covering Bitcoin (a limerick)Today the cryptos crashed. People sold, and went into cash. Goldman Sachs said to sell. The squid straight from hell. Must be adding to their Bitcoin stash.totalfloat (37)in finance • 7 years ago(VIDEO) A Warning: The Time To Dump The Dollar Is NOW (a limerick)His dick is out on a limb. A chick with a dick is a shim. In the nooks and crannies. Watch out for the trannies. Is the dollar no longer king?totalfloat (37)in bitcoin • 7 years agoHow BitCOiN Bubble Happens (a limerick)In one month my investment doubled. But I'm stupid with a head full of rubble. I am a rockhead. Should I buy silver instead? This guy thinks Bitcoin's a bubble.totalfloat (37)in news • 7 years agoCassetteboy vs Theresa May (a limerick)Political hacks destroy. Us plebs from having joy. Forget the election. Stroke your erection. And listen to Cassetteboy!totalfloat (37)in news • 7 years agoAfter Legalizing Weed, Unemployment In Colorado Has Collapsed To Record Lows (a limerick)Colorado has legalized weed. Once high, a stoner needs feed. Along with champagne. Pork-fried rice and lo mein. Potheads are working indeed!totalfloat (37)in news • 7 years agoLetters From Venezuela: This Is What Life Is Really Like In A Post-Collapse Society (a limerick)When everything in life is for free. Motivation is lacking you see. Socialism works great. But has only one fate. A breakdown of society.totalfloat (37)in news • 7 years agoWas CNN Caught Staging Fake News? Network Trots Out Anti-ISIS Muslims In Scripted Outrage After London Attacks (a limerick)Watch CNN if you choose. It's not for me, I refuse. If you brain is encrypted. You can't see this is scripted. It's 100% fake-news.totalfloat (37)in news • 7 years agoMillennials Seek "Generic Father Figure" For Backyard BBQ On Craigslist (a limerick)This story is so fucking sad. It came from a Craigslist ad. Please take a glimpse. Of these limp-wristed whimps. Who are seeking a substitute dad.totalfloat (37)in news • 7 years agoBizarre Trump Midnight Tweet Sparks Twitter Trolling, Bewilderment, Mockery (a limerick)Between black and white is grey. When naked, you’re on display. Sooner or later. An alligator. Will process you into covfefe.totalfloat (37)in news • 7 years ago'This is vile and wrong': Kathy Griffin (a limerick)Confusion is starting to show. Once thin is now fatso. Breath out then breath in. There's Kathy Griffin. Who sunk to an all time low.totalfloat (37)in news • 7 years agoTiger Woods Arrested For DUI (a limerick)Driving through rich neighborhoods. Made a stop for some package goods. Golf clubs in the trunk. At the wheel drunk. He once was great Tiger Woods!totalfloat (37)in news • 7 years agoMillions Of Americans Just Got An Artificial Boost To Their Credit Score (a limerick)A man is happy once-blown. A hooker unpaid will moan. It could not be clearer. Can you fog a mirror? Than you qualify for a loan!totalfloat (37)in news • 7 years ago"This Market Is Crazy": Hedge Fund Returns Hundreds Of Millions To Clients Citing Imminent "Calamity" (a limerick)I scream at my screen with profanity. At market valuation insanity. Expecting a crash. A fund returned all its cash. In advance of a market calamity!totalfloat (37)in news • 7 years agoThree Leakers Of Classified White House Information Said To Be Identified, Expected To Be Fired (a limerick)Fake news is not for truth-seekers. A naked group running are streakers. Naked or dressed. To keep intel suppressed. Trump will fire three leakers.totalfloat (37)in zerohedge • 7 years agoShari'ah-Compliant Crypto Gold: Could Islam Be Preparing For A New World Reserve Currency? (a limerick)The muslim world is giant. Muslims are also defiant. Their names are funny. They want honest money. That's also sharia-compliant.totalfloat (37)in bitcoin • 7 years agoBitcoin Is Crashing (Again), (a limerick)Bitcoin is crashing again. It's crashing less in Yen. It's bought for less fees. When you're Japanese. Can I get a Bitcoin amen?
