BlogHide Resteemsweirdnews (58)in punchline • 6 years agoGot a little situation here.Mike when they ask if he is going to pay his taxes this time. Giphyweirdnews (58)in punchline • 6 years agoParadoxSo is it so delusional that even this loon can recognize it is delusional Giphy Or is it completely reasonable but she thinks it is delusional? Mind blown.weirdnews (58)in punchline • 6 years agoNeeds another sBe careful ladies. If you sleep with any of these guys, you will need to add an "S" to the beginning of this. Giphyweirdnews (58)in punchline • 6 years agoA copuple of pals escaped from their nursing home to check out a heavy metal show.Two old guys in Germany decided they needed to sneak out of their home in order to attend a heavy metal festival. image That isn't the most shocking part of the story. The real shock is…weirdnews (58)in punchline • 6 years agoBear wanders into the Shining hotel.A bear recently wandered into the Stanley Hotel. This is the same hotel that was in the movie "The Shining". image Something tells me he was looking for this imageweirdnews (58)in weirdnews • 6 years agoWhy?So it seems a teenager from the country of Georgia decided to show off by solving 6 Rubik's Cubes while underwater and only taking one breath. Something tells me that he dind't practice for…weirdnews (58)in weirdnews • 6 years agoThe emergency rooms better get ready.Hope they are ready for the latest event in the Darwin competition. Ash Randall holds the Guinness World Record for controlling a soccer ball with his feet while laying on a moving car.…weirdnews (58)in punchline • 6 years agoI don't blame you.How do you feel about Rosanne Barr's pants? Giphyweirdnews (58)in punchline • 6 years agoHas been star claims prescription causes racism.Earlier this week, Rosanne Barr made a racist statement on twitter. She then followed it up the next day with racist pictures. source Her defense: a sleeping pill made her do it.…weirdnews (58)in punchline • 6 years agoWoman Gets Schwifty in Tim HortonsAccording to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, a woman demonstrated just how much of a Rick and Morty fan she was while patronizing a local Tim Horton's restaurant. The woman was caught on video…weirdnews (58)in weirdnews • 6 years agoIs it legal to heat urine in a public microwave?Apparently not. According to the Denver Post a woman was cited by police for using a 7-Eleven's microwave to heat a urine sample. The sample was not smiling after it exploded.…weirdnews (58)in weirdnews • 6 years agoMan on social media asks if anyone would "like to buy his snake".In a not very surprising move, Connecticut police have arrested a man who was offering to "sell his snake" on social media. (Not Cameron DeFrances) src What is surprising is that he was…weirdnews (58)in funny • 6 years agoDylan McWilliams is the most delicious person alive.The judges have spoken and have determined that Dylan McWilliams is the world's tastiest human. He may not look like the world's tastiest human, but a shark, bear and snake can't be…weirdnews (58)in funny • 6 years agoWorst souvenier ever!On April 14th the Detroit Zoo gave visitors a free bucket of poo. src I shit you not! And the amount of poo given was limited! Only the first 1,000 guests to the zoo's sixth annual…weirdnews (58)in funny • 6 years agoZombie Raccoons?Police in Ohio have received numerous reports that zombie-like raccoons are roaming their state. Several people have reported the raccoons approaching humans, raising up on their hind legs and…resteemedz8teyb289qav9z (70)in contest • 6 years agoContest Over! New Contest Coming Soon!Image is also available on pixabay. Rules: You must use the image above. One entry per account. You must follow @z8teyb289qav9z! You must re-steem this post!weirdnews (58)in punchline • 6 years agoLottery executive's high wears off.It seems like New Hampshire Lottery Executive Director Charlie McIntyre may have come to his senses. McIntyre recently approved an ad campaign centered around the slogan "Luck Yeah!"…weirdnews (58)in funny • 6 years agoThis club would be so much better if it had a little more horse poop on the floor.In one of the stupidest decisions ever made at a dance club (which is kind of a big deal because almost every decision people make at a club is a bad one), the management of the Mokai Lounge in…weirdnews (58)in punchline • 7 years agoYou don't mess with the Cap'n.How much do you love Cap'n Crunch? source Personally I think it is pretty similar to crack. I can't stop eating it even if it rips the shit out of the roof of my mouth. But even I don't…weirdnews (58)in funny • 7 years agoPolice vs Tiger in epic standoff!When Scottish farmer Bruce Grubb spotted a tiger near his pregnant cows, he knew he had to save them. Wisely, he knew he could not take on the tiger alone. Instead, Grubb called the police who…