BlogHide Resteemswrongjohn (54)in poem • 7 years agoTea and biscuitsImage: pixabay I stuff you in the hole Until you're truly dripping wet Then I suck your soaking flesh It's all the action that I getwrongjohn (54)in comedy • 7 years agoHow to Drive the Perfect GetawayBarry the Bank Robber is back, with his friend Theodore Thug, and he is showing you how to drive the perfect getaway. Barry and Theo also reveal their favourite driving anthem. Created by…resteemedtherealnewsfeed (34)in news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Coca-Cola Rebrands to Promote the Drink's Dental BenefitsCoca-Cola has undertaken its biggest re-branding since the company was founded in 1892. In a brazen move driven by their newly-appointed PR chief Alastair Campbell, Coca-Cola has re-positioned their…wrongjohn (54)in funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.A day in the life of Barry the Bank RobberHave you ever wondered what bank robbers get up to on their days off? Barry is here to answer that very question! Created by Steemit's very own @wrongjohn and @artonmysleevewrongjohn (54)in blockcorp • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Subject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30amTo: Literal Steve From: Michael Subject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30am Hi Stephen How close are you to setting the deadline for the other project? I need to you to pull…wrongjohn (54)in creative • 7 years agoMy Cardboard FortMade this with my son today. A good way to spend a Sunday.resteemedtherealnewsfeed (34)in introduceyourself • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Introducing The Real News Feed: Because You Really Hate Fake NewsDear Steemians (or as we like to call you, 'Gullible Cash Cows') We are @TheRealNewsFeed - a totally legitimate news channel, with one goal: To bring you the very best of breaking news from all…resteemedtherealnewsfeed (34)in news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.STUDY CONFIRMS UGLY WOMEN HAVE MORE SEXResearch conducted at the prestigious Scientific Teaching Institute proves that ugly women have more sex than pretty women. In a crushing blow to men with trophy wives, the research concludes that…resteemedtherealnewsfeed (34)in news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.UFO EVIDENCE COULD LEAD TO BITCOIN PRICE SPIKERecently leaked documents from governments all over the world confirm an international conspiracy, covering up evidence of alien life, for fear it could cause the price of Bitcoin to rise. US…resteemedtherealnewsfeed (34)in news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.TRANSGENDER MAN LOSES GENITALS DURING FISHING TRIPA 999 call was made yesterday by a man on a boat, in extreme pain. First aiders arrived on the scene via inflatable dingy, to find a man using a damp sock to stem heavy bleeding from his groin…resteemedtherealnewsfeed (34)in news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.TRUMP APOLOGISES FOR GRABBING PUSSYDonald Trump this week apologised for his attitude and actions towards women over the years, saying he can no longer continue pretending that he wants to “grab them by the pussy”. Speaking to a…resteemedtherealnewsfeed (34)in news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.SHOCK VICTORY FOR ROBOT IN COURT CASEA man lost his fight in court today, after trying to sue his sex robot for £1million. It was a sad day today in court for Mr Gilburt, 46, from Wales. After a 12-month legal battle, Mr Gilburt lost…resteemedtherealnewsfeed (34)in news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.GROUNDBREAKING NEW PROSTATE EXERCISE COULD SAVE LIVESScientists declare that massaging the prostate with a banana can extend lifespan by decades. Researchers today revealed the results of a controversial 100-year study, which claims that the male…resteemedtherealnewsfeed (34)in news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.BOND IT LIKE BECKHAM – GOLDEN BALLS STEPS IN AS NEXT GOLDFINGERDavid Beckham has accepted the role of Daniel Craig’s finger double in the upcoming new Bond movie, after a tragic accident during filming destroyed Daniel Craig’s trigger finger. “I can’t believe…wrongjohn (54)in poetry • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Don’t let those tomato eyes fool you (a winter poem)T-Eye is my snowman. He isn’t very tall He barely reaches past my knee. He has no mouth at all. His eyes are small tomatoes. His nose is made of pepper. His arms are made of rotten twigs…wrongjohn (54)in poetry • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.‘Twas the night before Christmas‘Twas the night before Christmas And all was a mess Poor mum was still crying While dad wore her dresswrongjohn (54)in photography • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Santa is coming@artonmysleevewrongjohn (54)in poetry • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.I am your drugWhy did you leave me? What did I do wrong? I make you feel safe, and I make you feel strong. I fill you with warmth when you’re feeling in tatters. I snake through your veins until nothing else…wrongjohn (54)in theisland • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Island, Final Episode (Full Story Included)I'm sorry to say that the random number generator picked the winning suggestion as fatal. Doh! Here's the full story from start to finish! You lie upon the burning sand An empty bottle in…wrongjohn (54)in theisland • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Island, Episode 8 (Sudden Death)The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. The comment that gets the most votes will…
