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[today's highlights]
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It's all said that the first time a girl goes to a man's house, she usually gets a little bit of a meal, and my girlfriend is a lot more...For the first time, I came to my home for three steamed buns, a bowl of rice, two dishes and two bowls of soup...My mother commented afterwards that the girl was very kind and not hypocritical...I didn't look too bad. I went to her house for the first time, ate five steamed buns and two dishes, and poured his dad down...
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I was late for work, and I thought I would be deducted from my salary. I was in a hurry, and I called the manager to lie and say that I was scratched by a car and asked for a leave of absence.Think of a small injury to be true, I took the roadside a stone ready to gently stroke the arm!It turned out that the stone was too heavy, and one didn't break his foot.
3
Quick smile one morning, female colleague place a blind date object, the first time give her gift, say cosmetics, result open a see, a bottle of dew!
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Two little turtles came back and made a companion for the little goldfish.My little nephew suddenly said to me, aunt, I know which turtle is the mother!I asked curiously: how can you tell?He said: you see a very shy person do not climb out to play, girls are more shy.Oh, this thinking, no problem!
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I was a car salesman, a former auto show, the manager went late, was sold by a certain brand of car sales to explain a non-stop, and will go to the number added WeChat!I saw the direct praise manager, know to infiltrate the enemy inside, know the enemy, the hundred battle is not dangerous!The manager laughed and said nothing!Then, the next day, the sales manager brought us to the store, saying that the business was very strong...
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Dad just asked me: "girl, this lipstick color I feel very beautiful, you try ~" I looked at, wow, big brand ah, decisive trial.Who had thought that it had not been done, I looked at my father, and I looked at him, and he shouted, "come out, old lady, come out...Big deal!!"Everybody is a pit father, I am good, have a pit daughter's father!