That year I became famous, named after the saint...

Goodbye, my umbrella...

Every time I hear someone talk about a new game I...

His mouth was trembling with smoke.

That year I became famous, named after the saint...
Hot a small volume, dyed a tan, her boyfriend said grinning, zha look like a poodle, gas I ignored him, lying on the sofa to play mobile phone, unconsciously fell asleep, mother's voice suddenly heard her boyfriend: "yo, son, does your zha let dog sleep on the sofa, also cover the quilt you..."
That year I became famous, named after the saint...
Today cleaning company, the boss said you were laborious, male of reward a bottle of good wine, woman award a lipstick, when it was my turn, the boss to hesitate for a long time, finally wine and give me a lipstick, said this is what I should have to...
That year I became famous, named after the saint...
2 3 km long distance race, outdoor temperature 5 ℃, I wear trousers cha vest, run in the time of half the goddess of the class give a bottle of mineral water on the edge of the runway, in order to play handsome bottle of water on the head.Yes, the miracle happened, a full head of ice, the eyebrows frozen to the first, the body steaming, then the whole class invited me to eat Fried cake, Fried sausage.That year I became famous throughout the country.
That year I became famous, named after the saint...
A friend, at ordinary times the home is her wife tube money.Once his wife went on a business trip, and he didn't even have the money to eat."You don't even have the money to eat. Why don't you ask for my sister-in-law?""I want it. She punched it. I didn't get it.""Why not?"She said the password was the date we first saw the movie.I......'don't say that.I understand!Come on, eat..."
That year I became famous, named after the saint...
Last night, a female colleague came to my house to talk about business.The wife is very understanding, say: "you talk, I do not disturb.""And he entered the room.In an hour and a half later, the wife come out to drink water, go to the bathroom twice, for a spoon dig ears, for a nail clipper, ask a "eat not to eat fruit", there is no reason to come out around a circle three times.
That year I became famous, named after the saint...
A doctor received a colleague's call at home: playing mahjong, three out of one!The doctor says: I will come at once!The wife is next to ask: is the situation serious?Seriously, the doctor said, there are three doctors there...Then the wife slapped her face and said, "what are you going to do with a vet? What kind of animal need four veterinarians?"
That year I became famous, named after the saint...
My family's little fat exam again failed, and his parents joined in a mixed doubles.He was sad to run to his grandfather for comfort, grandpa, you said my parents couldn't be nicer to me?Grandpa said: it's good enough for you, you've done it, they insist on not having a second child...
That year I became famous, named after the saint...
A family of three went to a restaurant.After the meal, dad paid, and the mother said to the waiter, "can I pack the leftovers for the dog?""Certainly, please."The son jumped up with joy and clapped his hands and cried, "our family is finally buying a dog!"
That year I became famous, named after the saint...
When I moved with my husband, I broke up. I told him to ask for a moving company. He thought it was too expensive, and he would move slowly.I had a big fight with him, but he yelled at me, take your things, go!I was furious, too, pulling my clothes and my bag out of the door, and walking down the street, I thought, it's a shame to go back to my family, and I'm going to live in a new home, and live apart from him!When I arrived, I didn't take my shoes or anything, and went home for several trips. Now I was walking in the street with a bedside table, and suddenly I felt something wrong...
That year I became famous, named after the saint...
Go to KTV with a female client and a waiter comes in to accompany the drinks.I said to one of them, "it's easy for you to do this."You don't know what it is," he said. "some of the guests will yell at you and make sarcastic comments. You'll have to laugh and be miserable."I listen to a bit sad, the wife every day to me to call to be sarcastic, I accompany with the smiling face, still have no money to receive...