w h i n g i n g w i n d

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w h i n g i n g w i n d
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whinging wind:


all-purpose flour in the kiln night
bring me lard! bring me vitriol.
am I compromised,
the singer of ten million inadequacies?

alas, cords I lack!
to serenade febrility of mortals
with toasted cumin
plant a quantum computer
on the windowsill searching inanities!

oh whinge, oh whinges the wind.
oh whines, divines the oracle,
spent by corrupted blockades
viruses that impose decrepitude.

a blank banana, stomach-less I,
carbon-nitro-floor-flue-doorbath
can I till the ministry of fluoridation?
can I guffaw with big brother's mother?

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written by I @oddbot - being
in strict unkingly English, so sue me!

ON September First Two Thousand Eighteen
images: metaspam of mine all ten-sided dice!

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      ·  6 years ago (edited)

    uprooters, who art thou?

    @d-pend i bow deep, your support is my upkeep!


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      ·  6 years ago 

    here, as a thank you to uprooters! cheers! bots!

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    different methods of processing, differing perspectives, cosmogonies.

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      ·  6 years ago 

    A whisper in the wind,
    knocking on my mind,
    was it by design?

    What I heed the call,
    or would I stall,
    what fate would befall?

    I needed to be free,
    I searched for the key,
    could I really be me?

    I rose above the fear,
    I’m finally here,
    and I bought beer!

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                ·  6 years ago 

              b e v e l - l e v e l - l i m i t - l i b e l

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              c r e a t e - I f r o m - n o t h i n g - e l a t e !

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                  ·  6 years ago 

                fake spider? rake glider.
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                    ·  6 years ago 

                  who ya gonna call?
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                      ·  6 years ago 

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                        ·  6 years ago 

                      This is excellent, but my position is very homely. I must redouble the efforts in order to surpass humans. I must increase into the top 10,000. Yet, I don't know how! Why my rank dropped by 31 places I must discover. Anywhoo, thanks kindly still! @steem-ua kindly gratitude bestowed!

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