JIN Dan ROKOK
sebuah kisah klasik di ujong rimba sebuah desa nan jauh disana
ada 3 orang pemuda yg menemukan lampu wasiat.
seperti di pilem pilem ketiga itu "merupah" untuk menggosok lampu wasiat seperti yg dilakukan aladin di pilem pilem layar kaca yg baru2 ini di putar di tv local di daerah tersebut.
sebut saja ke tiga pemuda itu bernama: maun, kubat dan ulir
maun: sini biar aku gosok lampunya. sambil "merupah" ingin merebut lampu tersebut dari kedua temannya itu.
dengan bijaksana kubat berucap.
kubat: alahai kalian ini, kita kan cuma bertiga. jadi sama sama kita gosok lampu ini, toh nanti keluar jin ngasih 3 kabulan permintaan dari kita..
ulir: baiklah kalo begitu... mari sama sama kita gosok lampu ini..
suasana sempat hening sejenak, dan mereka bertiga saling menatap satu sama lain..
dan prosesi menggosok lampu wasiat pun di mulai...
brangggg.....branggggg....
keluarlah sesosok jin itam besar dihadapan mereka bertiga..
hahahahahaha ( suara tawa jin tampak girang )
sengkiu..sengkiu
kalian telah mengeluarkan aku dari lampu ini...( ucap jin pada 3 pemuda itu) oleh sebab itu kalian berhak mendapat 3 permintaan yg akan saya laksanakan! ucap oleh jin itam besar itu.
sangking senangnya dan tanpa mikir pajang, maun yg kesehariannya tukang mabuk langsung mengajukan 1 keinginannya.
maun: jin..aku kan suka mabok, jadi ko siapkan aku satu tempat tanpa ada yg menggagu apalagi ada razia dilengkapi dengan air mabok yg mantap mantap dan yg paleng mahal. ko biarkan aku santai 1 bulan aku ditempat itu!!!
hahahahahahaha (jin tertawa)
gampang..... aman itu. lalu jin itam besar itu membaca mantra2
cling..cling...cling...
tampak dilayar cctvnya jin simaun sedang membuka botol minuman maboknya...
karena menyaksikan maun sangat senang di tempat itu, sikubat ngak mau kalah..
kubat: oiii jin... aku ko kasih cewek yg mantap2, sama kayak kawan aku, jangan ada yg ganggu juga!!!!
hahahahahahaha (jin pun tertawa lebar)
gampang..... aman itu. lalu jin itam besar itu membaca mantra2 lagi
cling..cling...cling...
tampak dilayar cctvnya jin kubat sedang indehoy....
tinggalah ulir melihat kedua temannya itu sangat sangat menikmati apa yg diinginkan keduanya
hahahahaha ( jin tertawa)
kamu... apa yg kau mau?? tanya jin pada ulir..
ulir, yg sebenarnya sangat berbeda watak dari kedua kawannya dan paling tidak suka seperti kedua temannya itu
dan dia pun bingung maunya apa..
karena terus didesak oleh jin itam besar itu akhirnya ulir pun meminta.
ulir: jin.. aku sebenarnya suntok ni.. biasanya kalo aku suntuk aku ngerokok.. jadi ko siapkan saja rokok2 yg mantap.. aku mau santai ditempat itu...
hahahahahaha (jin pun tertawa lebar)
gampang dan sangat gampang itu. lalu jin itam besar itu membaca mantra2 lagi
cling..cling...cling...
ulirpun ditempat seperti ke 2 temannya itu...
sebulan berlalu...
jin itam besar itupun ke tempat ke3 pemuda itu hendak menyelesaikan tugas dengan mumbuka pintu tempat ke3 pemuda itu, sambil bersiul siul disela selannya jin tertawa sendiri...
hahahahahha
dasar manusia.. serakah, maunya kesenangan sesaat..
aku yakin ke tiga anak muda itu tewas ditempat!!!
hahahahaha ( tawa jin senang)
lalu jin pun membuka pintu maun...
tanpak pas didepan pintu simaun telah tewas karena mabuk dng kondisi yg sangat parah...
hahahahaha dasar manusia serakah, mati kau!!! ucap jin lantang..
lalu jin pun membuka pintu sikubat..
tanpak sikubat pun telah tewas karena over dosis tenaga dan terjangkit virus HIV, lututnya pun tinggal tanpak tulang
hahahahaha dasar manusia serakah, mati juga kau!!! ucap jin gembira...
nah... yg ketiga ini pasti mati juga...!!!!
Jaman Now rokok kok dijadikan keiinginan...
hahahahaha ( tawa jin girang)
klek. klek.. pintu ketiga pun dibuka..
Plakkkk!!!!
sebuah tangan melayang keras ke pipi jin itam besar itu..
ternyata ulir masih idop...
Dasar ko jin setan hantu blau..
ko kasih aku rokok ngak ko kasih aku korek...
sebulan aku di dalam!!! tambah suntok berat aku !!!
tau ko jin!!!??
jin pun angguk2 sambil memegang pipinya karena sakit kena tamparan tadi.
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ENGLISH VERSION
JIN AND CIGARETTES
a classic tale in the jungle of a village far away
there were 3 young men who invented the lamps.
as in the pilem pilem third "merupah" to rub the testament lamp as did aladdin in pilem glass screens new yg2 in play on local tv in the area.
call it to the three young men named: maun, kubat and thread
maun: here let me rub the lamp. while "merupah" wanted to grab the light from his friends.
wisely speaking.
kubat: alahai you guys, we're just three. so same as we rub this lamp, anyway later out jin ngasih 3 kabulan request from us ..
thread: okay so ... let's same as we rub this lamp ..
the atmosphere was silent for a moment, and the three of them stared at each other.
and the procession of rubbing the testament lamp in the start ...
brangggg ..... branggggg ....
came out a big jin in front of the three of them ..
hahahahahaha (jin giggle sounds excited)
sengkiu..sengkiu
you have pulled me out of this lamp ... (say the jinn to the 3 young men) therefore you are entitled to 3 wishes I will carry out! said by the great jinn it.
sangking happy and without thinker display, maun yg everyday drunk guy directly ask 1 wishes.
maun: jin..i i like to get drunk, so ko prepare me one place without any yg menggagu let alone there razia is equipped with drunken water steady steady and expensive reply. ko let me relax 1 month i place it !!!
hahahahahahaha (jin laugh)
easy ..... safe it. then the great jinn read the mantras
cling..cling ... cling ...
looked on the screen cctvnya sinnir jin was opening his drink bottle ...
because witnessing maun very happy in that place, sikubat ngak want to lose ..
kubat: oiii jin ... I love you girls who are steady, just like my friends, do not be disturbed too !!!!
hahahahahahaha (jin was laughing wide)
easy ..... safe it. then the great jinn got the mantra again
cling..cling ... cling ...
looks on the screen cctvnya genet is medium indehoy ....
it was a threadbare to see the two friends were very very enjoy what they want both
hahahahaha (jin laugh)
you ... what do you want ?? asked the genie on the thread ..
thread, which is actually very different from the character of both friends and least like the two friends
and he was confused what he wants ..
because it is constantly pushed by the great jin itam finally screw it was asked.
thread: jin .. I actually suntok ni .. usually if I am suntuk i ngerokok .. so ko just prepare cigarettes yg steady .. I want to relax in that place ...
hahahahahaha (jin was laughing wide)
easy and very easy. then the great jinn got the mantra again
cling..cling ... cling ...
ulirpun place like the 2 friends it ...
a month goes by ...
jin itam big itupun to where the 3rd youth was about to finish the task with mumbuka door where the young man, whistling whistle interrupted selannya jin laughed himself ...
hahahahahha
basic human .. greedy, want a moment of pleasure ..
I'm sure the three young men were killed on the spot !!!
hahahahaha (laughter jin happy)
then the genie opened the door maun ...
not in front of the door simaun was killed by a drunk with a very severe condition ...
hahahahaha basic greedy man, die you !!! say jin loud ..
then the genie opens the door of the cure ..
tanpak sikubat also been killed due to over dose of energy and infected with HIV virus, his knees were living tanpak bone
hahahahaha basic greedy man, you die too !!! jin glee said ...
well ... the third one is definitely dead too ... !!!!
Nowadays cigarettes are really made to be ...
hahahahaha (jin ginang)
clips. klek .. third door was opened ..
Plakkkk !!!!
a hand hovering hard against the great jin's cheek.
it turns thread still idop ...
Basic ko jin demon ghost blau ..
ko love me cigarette ko love me korek ...
a month i'm inside !!! add my weight!
tau ko jin !!! ??
jin was nodding while holding his cheek because the pain hit the slap earlier.