Sooooo. Let's recap, shall we?

In honor of the newest @actifit user - @c0ff33a - I need to explain to you all the latest achievements I've unlocked. I think you unlocked the Coffee Bean Lugger status today, right @c0ff33a? hehehe

Achievement Unlocked: Warrior Status

Achievement Unlocked: Weather Warrior Status

NEW Achievement Unlocked: MOUNTAIN LION TREE SURVIVOR

What's this latest achievement about Dreemie? Do tell us.

Ok. I shall.

I decided to walk further than I ever had before. Why? Cuz.. Warrior. ya follow?

And as I was walking further than ever before, your mind surely does like to play tricks on you. Tricks like... "What's that God-awful sound?" Tricks like.... "Where would they find your body?" Tricks like... "You lost your signal, so you're up a creek now, pal."

Fun kind of tricks like that, ya know? Yeah. #mountainlife.

This walk (which happened to be yesterday) was no exception to this excitement. As I was walking farther than ever before, warrior-like, I heard the lowest growl on my right hand side. Now. WHAT WOULD A WARRIOR DO?!?!?!?

I'll tell you.

1. Stop your heart cold. (cuz warriors have powers over their heartbeat.)

1. Open eyes wide. (cuz you hear better when your eyes are really REALLY wide. right, @thereikiforest ? lololol)

1. Do not whistle. Things that growl know when you fear-whistle. It's like a dinner bell to them.

1. Turn and face certain death head-on. Cuz Warriors might die, but they will die fighting!!!!

As I turned to face what was certainly a mountain lion - and was thinking... dang it, I'm so far walked out farther than ever before - they will never find my remains!!!! I heard the sound AGAIN!!!!!!!!! R.r.r.r.r.r.r.r.r.r!!!!! Saw nothing on the ground - but mountain lions can be in trees!!! Looked up and got ready to have this mountain lion eat my face off! yep.

oh. 😬 it's not a mountain lion. It's a tree that's about to fall, leaning on another tree. Um, kinda just as deadly if I don't get the heck out of here. Bye bye Mountain Lion Tree!!!!!!!

(Today... On my walk... Look!!! Mountain Lion Tree fell! )

And so concludes my tale, and my next achievement status gained.

I'm a survivor. Of a mountain lion tree.

I lived to tell the tale. AND got 0.516 STU (says GINA) which translates into 0.37 USD - Guys.... that is like 1 steem a day I'm making - just for walking!!!! GET ON THIS APP!!!! :)

by the way.... today I mentioned @mcfarhat in a comment - where I was telling everyone about the shows I was in today - singing the praises of Actifit hehehe. They saw my comment and upvoted it with a sweet upvote and gave me 100 actifit tokens! If you find great ways to promote the awesomeness of this app - BE SURE to promote and tag @mcfarhat or @actifit! You never know when you'll impress them :)

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