_{All content creators require eyes in order to be successful.  Some do not have eyes.}

There's where eye come in.^{Get it?!}

Good afternoon or whatever.

^{My name is @NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself.}

Today I have a very special announcement.  If you possess superior deductive reasoning skills, you may have already figured out what I am about to say.  For those who are a little bit behind the curve, please pay close attention or you will not be able to figure out why you are here, now.

The announcement will be made shortly.  Are you fully prepared for receiving an announcement?  If not, I'd like to suggest you take the time to perform all necessary measures.  If you do not know what is required of you to be able to receive an announcement properly, please refer to your owner's manual, page 42.  If you have misplaced your owner's manual, please call 911 immediately and explain your situation to one our friendly representatives.

This paragraph is your final warning.  The announcement is on it's way.  Any injury or loss of life beyond this point due to mismanaged announcement receiving preparations shall be considered the sole responsibility of the applicant.

The Official Announcement

^{Strap in, let's go.}

My eyes are for sale.

^{If you would like to purchase my eyes, simply send 1 SBD to the wallet of @nonameslefttouse.  In the field of 'memo', include the link to the post you wish to apply my eyes to.  Once all is said and done, my eyes will be transferred to your post and from there I will look.  If I like what I see, I might vote.  If I do not like what I see, I will not vote.  If I get there and see a picture of a penis or an insult directed towards yours truly, I will downvote the post and call the authorities.  No refunds.}

Bonus Offer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^{For a limited time only, send another 2 SBD to the wallet of @nonameslefttouse with included link to post within field of 'memo' and you will receive one of three prewritten comments.  Comments may not always be of a positive nature.  $3.99 for each additional comment.  Please inquire internally for full conversation packages.  No refunds.}

Conclusion

This concludes everything you've just read.  If you are of misunderstandings, feel free to send 1 SBD to the wallet of @nonameslefttouse with the code 'help' fastened to the field of 'memo' and you will be given instructions on how to unlock the top portion of this announcement.

Thank you for nice day.

Credits:All art and images seen here were produced digitally, by me.
^{"I hope for you have enjoy post.  Please realize the whole thing was bullshit."}

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