Saturday night means it's advert time again

in adverts •  6 years ago 

As I said last week this is the one post that I really enjoy as I uncover so many gems along the way. I don't mind searching through hundreds of adverts to find the gems. Some are gems but are just not suitable as they are just too filthy. I have standards to maintain and won't drop below the bar, you may think that there can't be worse than these, but trust me a few make me squirm. Just kidding they are banned right, so we have to see why they were banned and what these morons were thinking. The worst/best ones are at the end again tonight.

Mastercard did a series of adverts many years ago when they had a sense of humor and they were priceless. I think they came out in the early 90's so a good 20 years ago and by gauging form the users on the platform most of you may have not seen these. I am just doing one from their collection tonight as I don't want to post adverts that you have already seen.

You can always count on a beer advert to get your attention. I can remember this one from the television and had no idea it was banned. Quite pathetic if you ask me as i don't see anything wrong with this one.


The last one tonight is another beer one and I suppose you have to be careful for what you wish for. What was going through this women's mind. Trying to get men to salivate over her. Her voice is a bit off putting and maybe rectifying that should have been one of her wishes.

The bonus section that I wasn't going to include but just couldn't resist.

Here are 3 in a row from Glyde condoms. Bit shocking maybe , but also quite funny at the same time. I can't see where they would have been played and have no idea who thought these ones up. I just found them a bit bizarre, but definitely worth viewing. Simple girl with simple needs, yeah right.

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Thanks for the laugh, You would never see these in the U.S.
The land of the Free! Just stopping by to say hello, I have been very busy and had to cut back on my Steemit for a while.

That is totally understandable as this place is secondary to most of us. Good to have a laugh and I enjoy finding them. Some of them I recognize from my youth though and there is no ways they would be allowed now. The world is way too serious and prim and proper. Good to see you around and thank you for visiting. I have been going to bed earlier lately as work has also changed for me. Will catch up during the week again with you.

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Nope ! I can't imagine seeing those here on regular TV.

Very creative..... eh hem. :)

The house cleaning one I can remember watching on television many years ago. The others I never saw so I have no idea where and how they were shown.

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