Please address them by using their new titles accordingly
and they will like it and work HARDER for you.
OLD: Garden Boy
NEW: Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
OLD: Petrol attendant
NEW: Fuel transmission engineer
OLD: Receptionist
NEW: Front Desk Controller
OLD: Typist
NEW: Printed Document Handler
OLD: Messenger
NEW: Business Communication Conveyer
OLD: Window Cleaner
NEW: Transparent Wall Technician
OLD: Temporary Teacher
NEW: Associate Teacher
OLD: Tea Boy
NEW: Refreshment Director
OLD: Garbage Collector
NEW: Environmental Sanitation Technician
OLD: Guard
NEW: Security Enforcement Director
OLD: Prostitute
NEW: Practical Sexual Relations Officer
OLD: Thief
NEW: Wealth Relocation Officer
OLD: Driver
NEW: Automobile Propulsion Specialist
OLD: Maid
NEW: Domestics Managing Director
OLD: Cook
NEW: Food Chemist
OLD: Gossip
NEW: Oral Research and Evaluation Director