There's a good ole German-sounding word (Fargo), not that "triple" isn't already an ointment. But maybe a hand lotion?
Would like to see what Kerry or Jergens would do with the idea.
Restaurant gig number four, and EcoLab has a whole line of chemical agents which leave knicks and cuts, if left unattended. Especially "Super Trump" and what they call "oven cleaner."
Airborne and misty with the vapors from a dish machine, "Trump" will singe nose hairs and take forearm hair off. And please don't let "oven cleaner" set on bare skin too long; it will cook, like Edward Norton and Brad Pitt in the "Fight Club" kitchen.
So "triple unguent" it is, for worn hands which need to heal before the next weekend shift.