10 witty quotes about alcohol that I recommend readingsteemCreated with Sketch.

in alcohol •  7 years ago 

I have noticed that my other posts are not getting enough attention, I thought it was because they are too scientific and people here want to enjoy and not brainstorm, so I decided to write something enjoyable. 

However it goes with all the bad effects of alcohol, the consequences next day and promises to never drink again, one is clear - alcohol brings much joy. So, I compiled what was said about binge by the smart and talented.

I drink to make other people interesting. - Ernest Hemingway
 Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway
 In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Benjamin Franklin
 To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems. - Matt Groening
 I’m on a whisky diet. Last week I lost three days. - Tommy Cooper
 Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol. - N. F. Simpson
 I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra
 Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast. - Compton Mackenzie
 When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. - Jimmy Breslin
 One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. - James Thurber

Hope you enjoyed.


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