Yo SteemSquad
Apparently, some people I won't mention any names have decided they're going to put up challenges and nominate me because they're struggling to create original content seems pewdiepie syndome also known as Ligma is real and expanding to steemit.
I thought I'd give it a go ahead because,
- A no one is going to read this post
- B gotta put out something to get my busy.org upvote lol
So apparently @blog-fictions started this challenge in her post and it eventually made the rounds where I was challenged by @mimismartypants
So let's have a go then shall we gents, lents, ladies and gadies!
1. If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?
I'd probably trade it with Bruce Wayne, because if you can really choose to be anything, why would you not choose to be Batman?
I'm the Batman
2. What would you do on Mars for fun?
Literally, everything on Mars would be fun because its the first. The first man to spell his name with his pee on Mars is a life goal of mine.
3. If you could get yourself anything what would you get?
Bitcoin at $0.01 and buy an ass ton of it! Hello lifetime supply of pizza
4. Describe the perfect kiss in 3 words
Fresh breath, yup!
5. What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Its a toss up between their booty and their understanding of complex theories like quantum mechanics. If you can't twerk it and debate string theory you're basically invisible to me
6. If you had access to a time machine where and when would you go?
I would go back to ancient Egypt and see how and why they made those damn Pyramids. Seeing it in real life I was amazed and I simply have to know wtf went on there. I'm still convinced its like the worlds most elaborate meme and it spells out "Send Nudes" if you look at it from a certain angle and tilt your head and squint a bit!
7. What is the strangest thing you believed as a child?
That if you rub your thighs together long enough and fast enough, you could start a fire!
8. Do you believe in aliens and why?
Yes, mathematically it's would be silly to believe otherwise just because we haven't discovered it yet doesn't make it not real. We're literally only aware of a fraction of this universe nevermind the multiverse.
9. Tell me about something you really regret
I regret not pursuing my football career overseas and opting for the safe route and going to get a useless tertiary education instead.
My game is modelled very much on Santi Cazorla
10. Do you feel any of the above questions did not make any sense? haha
Lol, these questions sucked the big one! It was like the red knight at medieval times.
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I would nominate others to try out the challenge but last time I did that no one gave a shit so if you want to, do it, if you don't it's chilled, just upvote me!
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Hahahhahahah!! Thanks for playing along!! This was really funny!! As always. I will find string theory talking bootylicious babe fot you if its the last thing i do!!!
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Lol at least one person read the post I guess I was wrong and maybe I’m wrong about meeting someone who is both penny and Amy ferrafowler
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Lol I'm sure more people did!! PAMY sounds like a good combination. We will have to genetically engineer her though!
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