A story about the corrupt German government and the cripple in charge of the bank

in anarchy •  6 years ago 

Some time ago, the cripple running the Reichsbank in Germany made an announcement pertaining to the economy.

Cripple announced that surprise surpirse we need to grow the economy. That is because cripple, just like most of the retards in government is a Keynesian. If he was an Austrian economist he would be awesome and qualified to run a bank, however, sadly, cripple has no job qualifications whatsoever so he does what every loser does - he goes into the public sector where he can cheat and pretend he is a winner even though he is a loser.

Anyway, why does cripple want to grow the economy? We first need to translate his bullshit into comprehensible language to understand the problem. In non-retard language cripple means to say; we need to prevent a default on payments by printing money. However, because cripple is a retarded lying bastard he says: "we need to grow the economy".

Since cripple works for the corrupt institution known as government, cripple cannot grow the economy. Or can he? Well, he could if he lowered taxes, but then cripple could not pay the people he bribed by making promises to get votes and would default on payments - this is what cripple does not like and cannot tolerate, because the people cripple defrauded by making false promises would come after him. This is why cripple is pretty stupid, I'd say retarded, because he and his friends put themselves into a position that they cannot escape from. He cannot escape from it except by going deeper into the delusions of Keynesianism which basically is economics without empiricism, but this leads to all the problems that cripple and his friends and predecessors created becoming worse.

Sadly, cripple is a liar and a thief, known in professional circles as politician. However, because cripple is a politician his crimes are not illegal, because he regularly meets with other gang members who drastically overestimate their importance and call themselves "Reichstagsabgeordnete" who then go on to decide that their methods of theft and fraud are "legal".

Since people generally dislike thiefs and theft some of the smarter predecessors of cripple and his gang members invented the concept of taxation which is a word politicans use when they want to say theft. Free-range slaves oftentimes pay taxes which is a really dumb idea, but with enough lies and promises of magically printed funny money and other illusions of riches free-range slaves often agree to pay up and do the "right thing" by contributing their "fair share" to society.

Free-range slaves, whom cripple refers to as tax-payers, however, don't like to have their property stolen and are already exhausted because they are taxed at an effective tax rate of over 50%, which means they have to work for two hours to get an hours worth of pay, unless they earn nothing to begin with. Cripple likes to tell those low earning free-range slaves that he does them a favor by only stealing - sorry, I meant taxing - a little bit of their income and riles them up by promising to steal a lot from richer free-range slaves who do a better or more important job. This plays into the low-wage-slaves psychology and plays to their lowests instincts and emotions like fear and jealousy.

Though most free-range slaves know that taxation is theft - at least on a subconscious level - most free-range slaves won't say that taxation sucks balls openly because that's not what good free-range slaves do. In addition, especially the low-wage slaves often depend on the free hand outs of cripple and his friends. Therefore, most free-range slaves attempt to vote for another slave-master which usually does not improve their situation at all because all politicians are liars and thiefs, with very few exceptions interdispersed that usually cannot make difference because they are surrounded by total losers who hate themselves and then project their self-hate onto everyone else including the free-range slaves who vote for them.

Regardless, cripple can't raise taxes on the free-range slaves without riots beause the free-range slaves have had enough of his bullshit already, but most of them still are uneducated about economics and thus fail to see the obvious solution in front of them so they continue to support the slave-masters in a mute effort to stop a default on payments. This process is known as: printing money to grow the economy, or as Mario Draghi calls it: a stimulus package..

Thus, cripple and his gang members opt for the more insidious route of theft and fraud known as counterfitting. Did I say counterfitting? I meant quantitiative easing, which is what politicans say when they mean money printing. Money printing is the same as counterfitting, but since cripple works for the government it is "legal" counterfitting. Makes sense, right?

Printing money, obviously leads to inflation of the currency supply. More currency = more supply of that currency. Cripple and his fellow gang members of the CDU (a gang that is more insidious than MS-13) need inflation in order to be able to make the payments they have promised to people, however as they keep printing more currency that currency gets exceedingly worthless because its supply increases as it is being printed into existance. More supply of money = more competition for the goods and services provided by the economy. This leads to rising prices and stagnating salaries. It does not need to be this way but cripple and his friends are incredibly selfish - it would not help them to print money if they gave it to you. Afterall, they're total losers and need to have unfair advantages so that they can pretend to be better than everyone else.

Unless you are one of cripple's friends you won't ever get the money he counterfits on a daily basis. Sadly, printing money does not produce goods, printing money does not help trade, but printing money erodes pensions, savings and the entire economy and only helps cripple and his friends stay in power, even though they are total losers and should have no power whatsoever. Indeed, cripple and his friends actually have no power, only the illusion of power because all cripple and his friends do bribe poor and ignorant people with freshly printed funny money as long as they don't have an education in economics. This is the main reason why cripple and his friends don't allow free-range slaves to teach economics in high-school. This is also the main reason why cripple and his friends run a 24/7 propanda show against capitlaism and the free market because if free-range slaves ever understood economics, cripple and his friends could no longer pretend to better than everyone and would have to get real jobs and work for a living. This is unacceptable to cripple - who could be an author despite being a cripple. However, he has a subconcious inferiority complex are plain and simple knows that he is boring and uninteresting which is why he turned to becoming a big league loser or as we say politician.

Printing money leads to a situation where services continue to be consumed by everyone who takes bribes from cripple, because cripple and his friends give out a minute fraction of the money to the biggests losers of society who should not be allowed to have any money because they did not work for it and in addition only spend it on drugs and alcohol like true losers. Of course, cripple and his friends keep 99% of the money they print. With this racket cripple and his friends effectively insure that there is an unequal distrobution of wealth so that cripple and his friends are always in the 1% while everyone else needs to live in poverty.

Sadly, though, this leads to a situation where being a slave is no longer lucrative and becoming a freeloader is better than being a slave. This leads to every company that actually produces goods such as food etc., to lose slave-workers as it becomes less and less useful to for the free-range slaves to work and instead they proceed to invent reasons why they cannot work and need free-stuffTM from cripple and his friends. Cripple will happily supply them with freestuffTM as long as they vote for him in the fair system of democracy - which is the most perfect system of all and never led to the election of bad people such as Adolf Hitler.

In addition, companies start to go bankrupt over time, unless cripple and his friends subsidize them, because the money supply keeps expanding so that setting prices for products becomes impossible as cripple and his friends change the supply of money on a daily basis. Thus, companies are forced to serve cripple and his friends instead of their customers and stop innovation because cripple does not want any competition to his slave system. Cripple needs there to be no viable alternatives to slavery because otherwise he'd be an the unimportant loser he knows he is. Therefore, cripple and his friends make sure that company owners take more sizeable bribes than the free-range slaves so he can remain in charge. This form of freshly counterfitted money is called subsidies and is distributed by lobbyists.

This is why cripple and his friends can be said to be 100% corrupt and 100% incompentent losers. They only create more problems as they continue to fail along. Through their useless scams cripple and his friends also ensure that productive free-range slaves leave their range and opt to live in another range where the slave-masters are less cruel to their slaves. Intelligent slaves move away from the EU because they don't like to be exploited by cripple and his friends and would rather work illegally somewhere else. As talented people leave and stop participanting in the economy sanctioned by cripple and his friends. Cripple and his friends call this black market labor, or as I like to call it: the real economy. Sadly, this leads to the entire country-range ruled by cripple and his friends to turn into a giant pile of shit becasue the remainder of the free-range slaves start voting for brown-shirts. These usually exterminate the cripple and his friends and lead to the emergence of a totalitarian state. Though, this usually only happens after a hyperinflation event like Weimar which we will live through soon. This time, however, on a global scale because all governments are the exact same scam and run the exact same central banking scam without exception. There still were a few exceptions like Muhammar Ghaddafi and Bashar al Asad who refused to run a central banking scam which is why cripple and his friends declared that they were dictators and decided to try to murder them in the name of DemocracyTM - the best system ever, because cripple said so. It is not because cripple benefits from the system and because he has vested interested. No cripple is a perfect human being without flaw just like Kim Yong-Un.

Obviously cripple and his friends are not interested in deflation, because similar to cancer, cripple and his friends rely on perpetual growth until the host organism dies. They achieve this by matching the loss in productivey with cancerous amounts criminalty, which is essentially represented as more and more counterfitting. Their only answer and their default answer is counterfitting, because that is essentially the only maxim of Keynesianism. If you counterfit forever, you'll be ruling forever.

However, as cripple and his friends are retarded they don't understand the concept of empiricism which means they are so learning resistant that they can't open a history book and look up at the huge failure of fiat currencies that were invented in China in 1024 AD and have had a 100% failure rate (excluding the currencies that are currently in the processes of failing such as the Euro and the Dollar). Yes, that's right - not once in human history has a fiat currency survived for longer than a couple of centuries. In fact, as history progresses they start to fail more quickly. The first fiat currency in China took 400 years to be worth 1/70th of what it was at conception. The dollar did that in a mere 100 years. The Euro is faster still. This is because people who are similar to cripple are in charge of the fiat-money (fiat is paper or digital money). This means highly compentent scam-artists or as I like to call them: total losers.

Austrian economists, of course, would argue that a deflation would be amazing for everyone who is productive and not a freeloader, which is correct. If cripple and his friends would have allowed companies to fail instead of bailing them out because they are "too big too fail" by royal decree - then we would have had deflation and everyone who is not a corrupt loser politicians or banker who takes bribes would have been better off. The banks would have been whiped out- the money on their accounts would have stopped exiting and the money on your accounts would have had more value becuase there would be less of it in existance. Of course, losers such as politicians and bankers can't allow that to happen because it hurts their fragile tiny egos.

In addition, cripple and his friends would be fucked during a deflation because the freeloaders would riot. In addition, the retired slaves would riot too because cripple could not pay for their retirement as cripple took their money and gave it to "too big to fail" bankers so that they don't have to admit that are losers who can't run a business.

Freeloaders are sometimes called welfare recipients. Freeloaders are the people cripple bribes for votes. Freeloaders are people who cannot participate in the economy that cripple and his friends ordain to exist by royal decree and thus freeloaders are often very unhappy and angry because they are not allowed to have the human experience and perceive themselves to be worthless as cripple and his friends force them to be useless and bribe them with Hartz4 to consume large quantities of drugs like alocohol and cigarettes for their entire lifes until they get cancer which cripple and his friends also force all the other free-range slaves to pay for, This is why the free-range slaves oftentimes resent the freeloarders.

Cripple also enters allieances with various free-range slave factions known as lobby groups and think tanks who then receive subsidiaries from cripple and his friends. Of course cripple and his friends really do not have the money to pay for this s they counterfit it and give it to them. Sometimes, cripple and his friends call this bail-out, sometimes cripple and his friends call it subsidiary but always the free-range slaves have to pay for the shit ideas of cripple and his friends, because it is so decreed by cripple the allknowing.

Cripple and his friends will never do anything else but inflate because if there ever was a deflation, then tax-revenues would decline and then cripple could not pay for all the promises he made to the free-range slaves and the freeloaders. Most free-range slaves would be happy to see him go, but the freeloaders would turn to crime immediately and riot in the streets and throw stones at cops because there is more free-stuffTM. This is because the freeloaders and free-range slaves are ignorant and thought that the promissory notes (which is the technical terms for a Euro) had value. But a note is a debt instrument (according to the legal dictionary) and a promise-sorry note is a note with a broken promise counterfitted on it. It has no value whatsoever and it never had and if you would have read your history books you would have known that, but cripple and his friends made sure to keep the economy aspect out of it so they could continue to scam you.

So you see, cripple and his gang members are in a perfect catch 22 situation. There is no way out for them. The sooner you realize that the better for you. Our governments are totally and 100% bankrupt. So you really should buy cryptos because cripple and his gang members are going to make sure that the Euro will be worthless in the future because there is only one thing they can do which is to keep inflating the currency supply until you need 50000000 quadrillion Euros to puy a cup of coffee as you had to do during the Weimar Republic. Of course that means that you will get your pension paid out; you'll get the whole 1600 Euros a month from cripple and his friends, but of course, this won't help you becuase a coffee costs 500000000 quadrilllion Euros. Cripple and his friends are liars, cripple and his friends are thiefs, cripple and his friends deserve to be shunned and cripple and his friends are useless dumb retards who don't know what they are doing.

Cripple and his friends tried to sell you that you can get something for nothing, but you can't. You only get what you work for and the sooner cripple and his friends are removed from power the sooner you will be able to get your fair share for working in the economy without cripple and his loser friends stealing more than half of it.

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