Orang - Oli Hmmm.. 😝 😝 πŸ˜‚ I'm still an A.I

in animalmav β€’Β  7 years agoΒ 

Being compared to a monkey is one of the insults that you will get from a kid's fight.

"You look like a monkey! Just hold a banana and you are all set"

I don't know if you experienced that but I did. Haha, multiple times! Having a not so fair complexion, I was often teased. But bygones be bygones I am a completely grown-up man and not doing any "monkey business" anymore.

Monkey is really a general class and each one has it's beauty on its own. Since humans are in the same Order as them in the taxonomic rank under Primates I will be choosing to be an Orangutan.

In Malay orang means β€œperson” and utan is defined as β€œforest’

Although I cannot say myself that I am not a person in the forest. I am a home-buddy. I'd rather stay at home, read some articles, watch anime, read a manga and stuff. Going outside is not really my thing unless I will have a date or I am bored in our home which rarely happens. Plus the challenge of taking a bath tsk! I hate it hahaha. If I will go outside I need to look somehow presentable.

Orangutans are arborealmonkeys

Same here! I am always on the 2nd floor of our house. The only time that I will go down is if I will be doing some house chores other than that I am staying on my turf.

Orangutans are smart beings and I think I am also a smart guy haha. Yeah, we all need to uplift ourselves sometimes because if we do not then who else. They are also resourceful creatures and very interested in learning new stuff which fits my personality. I really love learning new stuff and it gets me to a point wherein if I will be focusing on something my full attention is on that topic alone. All ideas will be closed down until I reached a center answer that is satisfactory to me.

In the wild, these folks use their intelligence to overcome the challenges that they face plus they know how to use and create some tools! Somehow, I am using my brain at most haha to accomplish the task and with rely on the tools that are available. May it be internet, books, a magazine I always want to have something that I will be able to learn. If I will be able to bypass something and make it faster by using the tools that I have I will definitely do it in the right way though. I do hold a sense of justice which orangutans hold dear too.

They are also tolerant to one another if they meet. I do have a rule on myself, unless I was attacked in a way then that is the time I will retaliating other than that I am good at anything. I can discern what a joke is from a colleague and what is a direct attack. I really hate that side of me being on the attacker spot. Plus orangutans are placing a distance to other males. Haha SPOT ON! In our discord chat I always use the word "Bakit chicks ka ba?" plus my way of complimenting my folks there is using Tatsumaki bot with using the command $shoot, $slap, $punch. @memeitbaby will be able to attest to that and the rest of discord folks.

I guess that is all I can share. So remember if you are being teased on something instead of looking at it on the negative side try to check what are the positives of that. For sure you will be amazed on the things that you will be knowing further.


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Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

I used to tease my dad by calling him "big fat gorilla" but I didn't mean to hurt his feelings. It's just my way of being sweet. Haha! When I tease someone, it means I love them. Hehe! This post marked something in my head.

  1. Sir @tpkidkai is a take-a-bath hater.
  2. The origin of the word orangutan.

Thank you for making me smile sir! :)

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

Haha and those are the shocking truth! Haha no lies involved. Thanks for dropping by @neihy05 I am glad that I was able to give you a smile. πŸ˜‚

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

hahhaa..I think all kids was teased of different things, animals or fictional creature.

I remember being teased as a "gay" (no offensement). Maybe because I speak softly and most of the time staying at home. And I was the weakest during the basketball game.. Anyway, you post bro just made me laugh about teasing yourself as one. haha..

And about the taking-a-bath thing, I guess beacuse it's really cold in your place. haha.. Nice one Orang-oli.

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

How'd I wish it is really cold brother but it isn't hahaha. Sobrang INIT dito as in mainit during afternoon.

Haha kailangan love your own flaws kasi your flaws are also a part of yourself. Woohoo!

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ (edited)

Haha. I can relate. Especially when Steemit came along, I think we became even more of an indoor-type person.

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

Agree the struggle is real na sa paglabas ng bahay. Feeling ko each time na lalabas ako ng bahay magkakasakit ako. (Unless may date ako sympre ibang usapan yun)

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

I feel you bro!... kanina lang ulit ako lumabas ng bahay..(nag-apply sa tesda ng baking ncii) pag-uwi ko.... maghapon ako tulog..hahahaha GG...

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

Wow sipag mo talaga @ezraabas ayawan na! Kaya pala ang lakas pa ng energy mo ngaun kaka recharge mo lang.

Woah. The resemblance is realer than real. Hihi.

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

O diba ang dami ko nang selfie bes. Hahaha

Bes, nakakaasar yung selfie! Hahahaha! #AcceptTheRealYou

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

Accept na accept bes. Real na real. Hahah

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

Haha nice orangutan, not taking a bath? That's a good secret to reveal. You always manage to let us laugh. Nice!πŸ€—

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

Sympre naman di ko naman laging goal ang manalo sa contest. Hahaha for the laughs! Para may maipost everyday bonus nalang kung mapili ni Mav to hahaha.

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

Hahaha sana piliin nia hahaha... katuwa kaya hehe... Basta naka support sa contest ok na yun... its the thought that counts haha charot!!!

Interesting facts about you. You don't like baths ahhaha and that you got teased a lot which prompted you to withdraw and be more of an observer and look afar.

Yet in Steemit your personality is the opposite and you are well respected and always ready to help out.

This is a great post man.

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

Thanks Mav online extrovert be like. I am not hoping to win but I need to join hahaha because I don't have anything to write.