10 signs that the best mistress in his life is you

in annieroxxie •  5 years ago  (edited)

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It's always nice to be the best, especially in the eyes of a man you care about. But is he really so good in bed with you that he unconditionally gives you the palm? How to determine? We asked the men — and this is what we learned.

After sex with you, he neither hand nor foot can not move and dreams of slaves with webs to at least a little refresh your hot body. You're worth the effort!

He could several times in a row. You know a man needs time to recover. Representatives of the stronger sex describe it as: "as If your penis just ran a marathon. And then he opens a second wind, and he says: Oh, well, Motan-ka I'm still forty kilometers, not a hook.

He falls asleep right after. Believe it or not, it's a compliment. He's exhausted and happy because you sexually exhausted him into a state of deep and peaceful sleep.

He is ready to rush through the fogs and blizzards, just to meet you. If no traffic jams, no storm warning, no late hour for him — not an excuse, then the night with you for him is worth the effort.
You're having sex all night (or all day). There is a joke: "What is common between pizza and sex? Better bad pizza than no pizza." But who's gonna choke on a bad pizza for eight hours straight?

He just said: "Look, my life is never as good in bed as you." It's more fun to believe than to ask if he says that to all his girlfriends.

After the night with you, he's got a big smile on his face, like Schwarzenegger in the Twins.

He's not trying to get past the foreplay. Because he enjoys every second, and the process for him is no less important than the result.

For your sake, he tries to improve his technique of sex. After all the poses and tricks you taught him, he flips through the Kama Sutra, stretches, and generally tries his best not to lose face.

Five minutes ago, he was a virgin. So you're guaranteed to be the best — because you're the only woman he's ever made love to.

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