10 types of sex that happened to everyone

in annieroxxie •  5 years ago 

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Okay, someone hasn't had sex at all yet. But sooner or later a man looks back and sees that he managed to go through all these stages of a long way. You see how hard it was for him. Understand and sympathize. And sometimes posovetui :)

1. First time. We all learned a little... Usually it starts awkward and awkward and ends too quickly. No one really expects that everything will be gorgeous-rather, just waiting for it to be. Nothing, the second time, it will be much better.

2. Break-up sex. One of those things you don't believe in until it happens to you — like meeting a Ghost. At first you think it's weird why people make love when they've just upset each other about breaking up. And then it happens to you... and you still don't understand why.

3. Angry sex. It would seem that love is engaged because of tenderness and mutual desire, and not when you want to tear each other to pieces. And yet there is conciliatory sex. You have quarreled, you are angry at each other like devils, and suddenly you rush to each other and begin to kiss passionately and tear off clothes. Okay, no? Normally. For an organism that anger, that passion — one and the same physiological reaction, and it reacts as you got used to react to the partner: excitement.
And after that, you're not so angry.

4. The first stunning sex. Sooner or later, a woman comes into his life (hopefully you, savvy with our sex tips), about whom he can honestly say, " Wow! I've never had that in my life!"(In the best sense of the word.) That night completely changes his idea of how magical intimacy can be. It's like trying real French champagne for the first time after a chemical soda.

5. Casual sex. Love comes and goes, but libido remains. And then he goes to a bar and finds someone who also needs a one-night stand. And in the morning Cinderella hurries home, leaving on the bed of the Prince a couple of unstuck rhinestones and an acrylic nail.

6. Sex in the style of"you are so good in bed that I do not want to think about the fact that you are a terrible person and between us can not be anything in common." You have met such couples, which can not be said, why are they together? That's why.

7. Sex friendship. It's a very strange and rather awkward situation when you find yourself in bed with someone you've known for too long. What are you thinking at this moment? Basically, " I can't Believe this is really happening to us." Or, " Could we have imagined it when we freaked out in third grade during recess…"
The good thing is that you can trust this man. But the feeling is quite unnatural. So sometimes after that people start avoiding each other.

8. Sex "by degrees". When the desire is rife, but nothing really comes out. It's happened to the best of the best. But he was sure his cock wouldn't let him down. But alas.

9. Sex in the style of " please cum already so I can cum." This happens on one of those nights when he is not set up to set a world record for the duration of sexual intercourse, and his girlfriend does not get to reach Nirvana and allow him to quietly plunge into the Kingdom of Morpheus.

10. Sex in the style of "wow, I didn't know that it makes me so hot". Every guy has something that instantly sends him over the edge. But he does not immediately discover it. And then one day his girlfriend does something that wasn't in the script before, and he realizes that this is now his favorite moment in the whole play.

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