It's funny how Kate Rodger of NEWSHUB writes "Review: Annihilation is now permanently intertwined with my cinematic DNA"
AS IT IS WITHIN OUR'S - BADLY!
I'm sure her paid earnings. From promotion of the film. Are also interwoven in to her, RFID CHIP!!
!SPOILER ALERT! - If that is even possible. Because you have seen the same story line, 1 million times. Actually maybe not, this was worse.
They could have cloned Kate Rodger of NEWSHUB - An had her write a review. A review written to entice movie goers in to the SHIMER. So they may clone them all an ANNIHILATE the populations subconscious. An quite possibly give you CANCER. From the at least 4, mentions of the disease .
If you like listening to high pitched frequencies, hidden within higher pitched frequencies. Waiting for crocodile sharks. Which I am sure is better then swarms of piranhas and squid versus megledon. Both of which where decidingly better than this film.
This film is filled with
Flowers
Deep meaningful convosation
Re-iteration of plot line
Riving fluid bodies
Sex
Torture (Oh sorry, that's what it felt like)
Giant rat, voice recorders!!!!
and
CANCER ADVERTISEMENTS
By the end of the film you will be wondering why! Natalie Portman, is doing ballet with an extra terrestrial.
BIGGEST SPOILER EVER!!!!
interviewing scientist - SO IT WAS AN ALIEN!!!
Natalie Portmans Character - NO I'M NOT SURE
COMPLETE INSANE SPOILER ALERT!!!
Everyone who gets out of the shimmer, is "SHOCK HORROR" !!!!!ALIENS!!!!!
TA DA, the biggest pile of pretentious twaddle we have ever seen.
If your looking for truly terrifying horror and a vastly superior ride watch this -#
THE FOREIGN ONE Official Trailer (2017)