The Depressed AntelopesteemCreated with Sketch.

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The Depressed Antelope searched for a stapler that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Antelope always kept a bottle of beer that they would throw. It should have been a funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Depressed Antelope always carried a helmet that they liked to drop. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a helmet having that done to it

The Depressed Antelope desperately searched for a crown to throw. One might find this to be an astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a crown of all things.

The Depressed Antelope desired a cucumber that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems an unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to select.

The Depressed Antelope desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

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