Заторможенные люди - постоянно причиняют коту боль!
Если вы потеряли ребёнка и не можете найти - снимите квартиру. Подробности в сериале Луиза Фернандо!
Наш Вий круче Индийского кино - умрёт но отомстит!
Чтобы узнать правду - отправь смс на номер жены. Не молчи. Я всё знаю. Как ты могла!
Ещё одну девушку повезли мыть посуду - сказал человек увидев свадебный кортеж!
Уронили водку на пол - оторвали Мишки руки!
Всех денег не заработаешь - часть придется украсть!
Хорошо иметь домик в деревне - хуже когда домик в деревне имеет тебя!
С помощью бутылки водки - табуретка легко превращается в кресло качалку!
Футбольный матч отменяется - чипсы не завезли!
После проверки сочинений на тему как я провёл лето - раскрываемость преступлений увеличилось!
Собака друг человеку - был у меня друг собака!
Если вам слишком долго не звонят родственники - у них всё хорошо!
Бабушка у внука нашла белый порошок и сделала блины - масленица продолжалась две недели!
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