[CNN] Apple will pay up to $500 million to settle lawsuit over slowing down older iPhones
Apple Inc. vs. settlement participants,
Please select one of the settlement options below. Make sure to choose which option benefits your situation.
Please read the entire document as some choices have conditions. Once you decide your option, visit the website below and fill out a claim form. When prompted, please click the box confirming you've read the entire agreement.
Options for Apple "slow down" Settlement:
$300 cash* paid over 5 years.
6 months of Apple Credit Monitoring Service.
APPLE CREDIT MONITORING SERVICE
Tired of 3 credit monitoring services? Angry about not knowing how they calculate your credit score. Those problems no longer exist with the Apple Credit Monitoring Service.
Apple Credit Monitoring Service isn't like all the other credit monitoring services. Apple Credit Monitoring Service is so good, the other credit bureau won't even know your credit. They'll think you've died.
Only apple will know you're alive. Apple knows what the customer wants and has the money to give it to them for a very expensive price.
We're the best IT nephew you ever had. We're there to be that adopted son whenever you need us. Just make sure that the Christmas envelope is full of Apple cash.
Once you pick option #2 you'll be re-directed to the new Apple Credit Monitoring Service website. Sign in to the site by:
Look at your Apple device screen and say, Apple Credit Monitoring Service three times.
If it worked you'll be asked for your master Apple verification, "access level number one has been approved. Please proceed to access level number two. Please enter master Apple verification."
Next, say Woz Woz Woz.
If you hear the chime, you're all set up. If not, repeat the steps. Make sure you're doing it in a well-lit room.
*only available to 300 people in the USA. Must have purchased over $100K of Apple products in the past year. You have the option to choose cash. If you decide the cash option and all the cash has been dispersed, you will not get anything. Since there are over 100M people involved in this settlement, we'd advice you chose option B. Can not be combined with free credit monitoring you already own, have got from other settlement, have got from another hacking incident, have got from someone else who screwed up and offered you credit monitoring, not valid with any apple credit products.
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