BEASTLY TALES

FROZEN IN TIME

Everyone has heard of Niagara Falls,
But as Global weather deteriorates to a level that appals,
We note that the Falls water has frozen,
Doesn’t happen often even if so chosen.
This conjures up notions that also are not usual,
For example, would you have right of first refusal,
If contracted for a barrel ride over the Falls,
To thus avoid a hard landing that such ride calls.
A tight-rope walk across the River,
Could also be improper, as on ice you would slither.
Both these activities, popular in days of yore,
Through misadventure could make you most sore.
And what of folk that might want to end it all?
Could be extra dangerous if one did slip and fall.
So, the water supply that provides the Falls of Niagara,
Being frozen, perhaps in need of Viagra.