^{You there! This place is off limits at night. Put your hands where I can see them!}

Ron, give me some light.

What is that?

I don't know. Another one of these nut jobs, playing dress-up. Keep that light on her.

^{Slowly back up to the sound of my voice! Keep those hands up!}

That's close enough, man.

^{Stop! Do you have any weapons!}

No.

^{What's your name!}

Emily.

^{Okay, Emily. I want you to slowly turn around and face me. Keep those hands up!}

Are you sure?

^{Do as I say!}

Hello, boys.

That's not a costume!

Run!

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Two days later...

 
Did you hear about those two security guards they found in the park?

No. What happened?

They were murdered.

That's nothing new.

No, but they were found wrapped around a tree. A mangled mess, and their heads were shoved up each other's asses. The news said they suffocated.

So they were alive when their heads got shoved up each other's asses?

I guess so.

Damn. What's this world coming to?

Credits: _{All images seen here were produced digitally, by me. "Feels good to kill again."}

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