"I know you're home!"
Said the voice on the other side of the door you forgot to lock!
Well come on in!
Go ahead and make a sandwich!
Hi everyone!
It's me, @NoNamesLeftToUse! This is my post about that art up there!
Guess what!
I'm already done!
That was fast!
I hope you thought everything about this was odd and somewhat pointless so I'll have another opportunity to tell you how long I worked on the art again!
Hint:
Most of the morning!
I'm not even sure why I made it or what I'll do with it but I know I'll be throwing it in the strange pile!
Don't worry, that's like ten steps above the junk drawer!
Do you have a junk drawer!? Does it have twist ties in it!? I bet it has twist ties! Everyone has twist ties in the junk drawer!
I have no clue why I'm even writing!
This is supposed to be an art post!
Wow! Why is this so exciting!
Have a nice day!
I have a spray can of Raid on hand for when something like that shows up at my door.
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You'll need more than one! Get the stuff that shoots far! Works great on neighbors!
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I don't have one junk drawer. All of my drawers are junk drawers.
None have twist-ties though. I don't use those.
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I don't use them either, but I have some, just in case? I think I saved a few of those white plastic mini tables that comes with pizza as well. Never know...
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So which one are you - the devil horned double sad face guy, or the red superhero guy? Or - gasp - is one just a reflection of the other?
I've got a junk drawer but no twist ties. It's full of rubber bands. Never know when you'll need a rubber band.
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I don't think I'm in there. Well, maybe my crazies are in there but I'm way over here.
There's rubber bands in my junk drawer as well. Anything I might need someday is jammed in there. I think I put more in than I take out...
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For some reason I read this story in the first person. Everybody has one of those type of characters as a neighbor so it seemed likely.
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Started really scary, specially with the red devil!
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Yeah I like how these long ones make the viewer scroll down, never knowing what to expect.
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I don't have twist ties. I don't really like twist ties. Duck tape. That's what I have in my junk drawer. Duck tape is holding my junk drawer together too. You can't do that with twist ties.
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I still can't figure out why I wrote about twist ties in the junk drawer, but there it is. I like Duck tape. It makes a cool sound. Twist ties can't make that sound.
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Junk drawers are pretty universal. So are those guys having bad hair days or are they part unicorn?
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I have no idea what those guys are doing. I just felt like making something strange, nonsensical. That's why the post doesn't make much sense. I was going for a theme...
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That "Unexpected Company" is pretty awesome. Love the symmetry and the shadow
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Thanks! With the right eyes, the door actually appears to be a head while the red appears to be a face! So many different ways to look at it! Maybe I should have mentioned that in the post!
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Have a day with the arts. It reminds me of Michael Jackson's triller darkness falls across the land, midnight hour is close at hand...
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It's been art all day! Now I'm just having fun with exclamation points!
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Damn I have days like that when I do not know what the hell i am writing too. Kinda have that moment now. If only I could draw an art piece in my comment it may help. But hell it would take me several days to do that as I do not have your gift. Enjoyed your post and am smiling from ear to ear.
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This isn't a writing post, it's an art post. I have plenty to write about, just didn't feel like writing. Spent all morning on that strange piece there. Just wanted to share. Getting skunked today. Oh well...
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