Earthlings most wonderful earthlings. I am Pricasso most wonderful artist and today is Saturday, you know what that means? It means Pricasso needed to do something very special today and as usual, Pricasso certainly did.
Pricasso today wanted to do something different, something that no artist has ever done? One painting two frames 50% the most perfect rendition of nature at its most pure and real and the other 50% an abstract masterpiece, decadent delight for the eyes out of the top draw and after many hours of thought and many days of work Pricasso came up with a pure genius masterpiece.
Pricasso put to work his Donkey hair brush, skunk juice paint, magical fingers and silk canvas and came up, with a silky smooth, sultry sexy piece that has never been done before and Pricasso is more proud than ever with how this came out, don't you agree? Now without further delay let me introduce to you my latest piece I call "Abstract Nature"
What do you think the price tag would be for this miraculous masterpiece at Sotheby's? Is it not just the most perfect artwork you have ever had the privilege of viewing?
Have a magical weekend
Yours Always
Pricasso