HOW STONED CAN I BE AND STILL WRITE A STEEMIT POST?

in art •  7 years ago  (edited)

If I was whacked off my nut and about ready to pass out into a sticky bud induced coma, could I still write a Steemit post?

There is a drunken man standing outside in the street making elephant noises and abusing a parked car. Compared to him I'm in a higher spectrum of drug abusers, after hoovering down a bunch of primo weed from my Pax 3 vaporiser.

I feel up to the challenge of brandishing an Artline drawing pen and mobilising the English language to send my vape into battle. ("We shall smoke on the beaches")

If I was so wacked that I wrote a post having no idea what I was blathering on about, would that take me back to my roots like a rebirther or a cross dresser?

Today here on Steemit I've read posts by geniuses, and I've also argued with flat earthers, and decided against getting my nipples pierced.

And when it comes down to choosing the pics for this post, I'm just going to include eight random pictures that I've found myself doing and then stared at thinking "what the fuck have I just drawn?"

Is it OK to live our lives having no idea which character we are supposed to be playing? And is Steemit the ideal place to write ourselves new roles and post them on the blockchain?

I'm whacked off my nut, but I feel like we are all doing something amazing. Thanks everyone :)


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have you gotten any stonder and posted moore?

Last time I tried getting any stonder my ears fell off...

Dang need your ears to hear the grooves and keep the positive vibrations bruh.

That's the best laugh I've had all day ...... well actually it's probably the only one :D thanks

You need to dance in the streets with pissing dogs and freaks in leather pants

Where might I find some of them in my neck of the woods - dogs pissing on the gravel roads maybe but freaks in leather pants are few and far between :P

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Your local supermarket is totally full of freaks - didn't you used to work there?

live relaxed and happy. I see you really live a happy life. no burden. I like your style.

I am unburdened by wearing any pants

OMG, why did I only found you now?
Finally, my half apple, my bro, my male side.
Wrote only a couple of posts about my mildly stoner life here https://steemit.com/writing/@sandrina.life/mirror-mirror-on-the-wall-how-is-to-eat-a-sandwich-with-marjuana
and here https://steemit.com/steemitsandwichcontest/@sandrina.life/steemit-sandwich-contest-week-happy-panino
if you want to take time to read it, if not, you still inspired me to follow your nice not so crappy drawings ^^ and to post more about cannabis!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Awesome - glad to be of service!

You are totally fruitloops aren't you? (people say that about me but it's not true)

Following you now and will check out your constipation.

This was awesome. It might have to do with the sticky bud I also smoked, but I don't think so. Actually I'm sure this would still be awesome if I were sober.

You are smacked off your nut again aren't you? - these videos really crack me up:

Oh! I am so glad I found my crowd of stoners on steemit <3

We are the only ones - everyone else here just drinks coffee and watches Game Of Thrones...

Love it, nice stoned artwork :)

What makes you think I was stoned?

I don't think you was stoned, I think your art is stoned and that's what I like about it. I find your expression extraordinary crazy and funny , so thank you for making my day. :)

Well maybe I was just slightly out of it, but not enough to influence my thinking.

Maybe doing art while one is stoned opens the world up to how the inner workings of one's mind works. Perhaps the art produced here is the true art, devoid of all the fluff that a sober mind injects.

That's exactly what I was about to say but I just made a squeaking noise instead...

How did you consume your Cannabis to get you this high?

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Pax 3 vape packed with ultra sticky bud and hoovered back like a freak!!

Man you must be rekt. Sativa or Indica?

A hybrid with enough stopping power to flatten an elephant

Well! That was refreshingly funny and weird. Thanks for sharing. I give this 2/2 pierced nipples for crazy coolness.

Got selfies?

😆

I LOVE the colours!!! A really stoned post!

Did you say colours? (and you spelt them right too!)

Im cracking up, smoke a bowl for me!

I already have - do you want me to do another one now? :)

WOW
your pumping them out fast.

You are a bad influence

LOL
the artwork is awesome!

Thanks - but do you think it's too post modern expressionist :)

Im not sure but its kool to me!
idk what i would call it though.
:D

Me neither - I just made that up to sound like an art critic!

stories with high artwork, you play it well.
Good luck @sift666

Thanks - I always wonder if I'm too straight for Steemit...

Are there any straight people in New Zealand?

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Yes but they all live in Auckland

Hunter S. Thompson aspirations, have you? :)

Maybe just a little...

Smart choice on forgoing the nipple piercing... from one stoner to another.. that shit fucking hurts

I'm thinking of getting calf implants instead so I look more BUFF!

Definitely less painful

I think that a part of my brain that is receptive to drugs burnt out during my vegetation in the hospital ages ago. Never experienced any interesting things, unless if reality counts...

Well I guess reality can count sometimes...

Wow. Amazing pics. I especially like the green faced one and the last one. Talent!

I've not had any since my last batch of medibles were a little on the loaded side. I was couchbound for over 8 hours :D
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It sucks when you are not sure if you have become a couch...

It's a lot better if you can create or look at a pic of you becoming a couch. These are so good you know. You should exhibit.

Cheers
Anj x

I am exhibiting! - I'm on the awesome website called Steemit where people pay me thousands of dollars to get stoned and post stuff :)

oh yeah lol

:D Not feeling at all stupid now.
Cheers
Anj x

hahaha omg -- MY EYES! xD

Awesome. The whole veg fest on 'cowhide' with spaceman undies ensemble really works

haahahaha :D

you are very funny, but you are always happy. I love it

Have you thought about becoming an Aussie?

Lmao. Really hilarious. you have made my day. Nice work.

Great! - rip out a blunt for me!

your presence in steemit is very needed by steemit users in any country. because you post something yes g interesting to read. I hope you keep writing in steemit.

Imaging having weed this good:

"Organisasi melangkah kedapan tentu harus mempunyai pemimpin yang tangguh, setiap perkembangan dan perubahan organisasi sangat tergantung kualitas pemimpin yang memimpin organisasi. setiap organisasi sudah pasti ingin maju dan bergerak menuju titik sasaran terjauh yang ditetapkan di saat membangun dan membentuk organisasi tersebut. artinya organisasi mau dibawa kemana dan bagaimana kedapan"

of course true you convey. all organizations are highly dependent leaders. if the dreamer of authority, of course the organization will be dignified as well. because it is exactly like the saying. "I'm afraid because of the troops, I'm reluctant because of the looks, thanks for sharing my info and knowledge, I am very glad of it and really appreciate you

Yes that was my point exactly...

hahah epic stuff lol zzzz :D

And you always said I was too straight even though you are my best friend...

Are you not drunk with confusions everyday about everything and everyone? .-. I am...at the moment I am writing this, I am.

You are a stoner and need to go straight...

You're right, so many posts with no ambition but to just cut out of the reward pool though. However this is satarical, awesome drawing though

Yes, I have latent ambitions to cut a swath through the reward pool :)

Haha Omg, I found you through a comment yoyh wrote in a #dolphinschool post. I almost wet myself when I linked through to your large and read this headline. Give n your state thoug did a fantastic job at posting. I haved often wondered if cannabis would increase my creativity or decrease my motivation. I guess that would slip depend on the thing i was writing and the weed i was smoking. Lol. Peace out!

Truth is I just write my posts on paper when I'm baked and then type them later - when i wrote this one I was so smashed I couldn't have turned my laptop on!

Where do you live and what are you smoking lol... OMG. I don't even thing my hippie parental units have been that stoned lol.

Wellington New Zealand where the buds are sticky (no it isn't "legal" but it is NZ's most valuable domestic crop)

Wow so close. Think NZ may be worth a visit for more than one reason. My hubby and I would love to like and ski in NZ but need to go at different times of the year as can't do both at the same time lol.

you have chosen the right place to enjoy life.

Wow! Lovely!!!

That selfie you posted is hot!!!!

Got any more?

Steemit all the way.
Great post tnx for sharing I just upvoted.
Check out my new posts if you can plz
upvote resteem comment @gclipse

Sounds like spam - can you provide proof of identity?

Very informative post

Very informative comment

I didn't actually read it, but what the hell here's a picture:

dying laughing :)

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

That could be fatal...

Lol that's an epic and ironic reply to that "informative reply" by the dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I try to be epic at least daily...

loving all the vibrant colors here.... had to be careful not to spit my coffee all over my computer haha dope post man