My Crappy Kindergarten Art (Random Collection)

So, I was digging some old stuff today and came across a truly invaluable treasure. A treasure nobody would give a shit about, other than me I guess. A treasure of my early days in life made of grades, homework, artwork and other shitty stuff my parents collected while I was in kindergarden and elementary school.

And speaking of arts... it was the only thing I was never good at. I don't want to brag but either all my classmates were idiots or I was very smart (probably the first) because I always was one of the top students without ever putting any effort.. But when it came to drawing even a simple line I sucked major balls. 

Maybe it was because I really hated drawing. Or maybe that part of the brain for arts never developed.

Well, I thought it would be fun to make a couple of posts using my kindergarden drawings. My secret hope is that i will start a stupid fad on steemit and everyone starts postings shitty art!

So, for today I have a totally random collection. I just picked some random pieces to give you a good idea of what kind of shit my parents usually got. Tomorrow, I will post a collection of my top-10 best pieces! 

By the way, I would love to hear a professional opinion from the great psychologists of Steemit @abigail-dantes & @erh.germany, @gric my favorite artist here on steemit and of course @skapaneas and @mariandavp, two also very good greek artists.

Let the shit show begin:

1. Star thingie

So this is a star thingie, made of glue and sand. Hopefully, there isn't any cat poo in there but who knows! It's the best thing you are gonna see from me today.  

 2. Diarrhoea

I will give my self an A++ for this. It's a very good depiction of what my toilet looks like when I have gastroenteritis.

3. Alien/Monster Thing?

Looks like a monster/alien or something to me. Or maybe a sock with legs? I am really curious what I was thinking back then... There was obviously some effort behind this, unlike most of the shit you will see today.

4. Blue worm

Just a blue wo...Oh wait! Down below it says "Το κύμα", meaning "the wave".. Ha! Ok, I did a good job with this one. A +

5. Stupid Dish

Just a stupid dish. 

6. Nonsensical crap

The rest of today's art just makes no sense. With a bit of imagination someone might "see" an eye or a face or something. But to be honest, I don't think there is anything specific I was trying to draw other than random lines of poo. 

I will give all of them an A++, for making my parents regret not having an abortion!

Enjoy:

That's all of folks! And remember. The above may be shit but it's still my intellectual property. Don't dare steal it without giving proper credit or I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.