Lose arguing with women

in artikel •  6 years ago 

Once in the morning, the husband returned after several hours of going fishing, and he decided to take a nap first.

Even though it was unusual for the situation with the condition of the lake, the wife decided to go using the husband's boat, then he went to the middle of the lake, stopped, and threw the boat anchor, then read the book he had brought before.

A few moments later, came the lake guard officer, then the officer docked to the wife's boat earlier, and said: "Good morning, Mom, what are you doing"?

"Reading a book", he answered while thinking ("well, isn't it very clear?")

"Mother is in a restricted area for fishing", the officer told him.

"Oh, sorry sir, but I'm reading a book, not fishing."

"Yes, but Mother has brought complete equipment for fishing, so you can go fishing at any time. I am forced to take my mother to the office and give a letter of violation."

"Letter of violation is only for reading books ?? !!" replied the wife.

"Mother is in a restricted area for fishing," said the Officer.

"Sorry sir, but I'm reading a book, not fishing ..."

"Yes, but Mother has brought complete equipment for fishing, so I can go fishing anytime. I am forced to take my mother to the office and give a letter of violation".

"If so, I will sue you for sexual harassment," replied the wife.

"Oh, but I haven't even touched it," the officer replied.

"Right, but you have brought complete equipment, so you can do it anytime".

"Congratulations on reading the book Ma'am," then the officer left.

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