I realize that this isn't going to be a factor for most people out there but I am one of those guys, and I know it is cliché, that likes company of dogs more than he likes the company of most people.

I don't think that's a cliche or even a weird trait to have these days. I'd reckon it's a fuck ton more people than you think who feel the same way about their doggo or cat. Also, that seems really fucking weird that you're having such poor luck finding a halfway decent vet considering the population of your area, it's not like you're living out in the middle of the jungle or something. Maybe there's some kind of money laundering scheme involving vets and bath salts 🤔