I've recently discovered a series of... I don't know, 'audio niches' I guess? Called ASMRs. They stand for Autonomous sensory meridian response - whatever the hell that means.
All I got from them is that they're supposed to be calming, soothing and relaxing to listen to. So, me being the inexperienced, immature dickbag that I am, decided why the hell not, and recorded one.
This is episode one of probably one (considering the market for shitty readings isn't that large) of Darren's (Davy) ASMR Troll.
Enjoy.