1 MILLION ASS Staked to ASSPOWER + ASS token NEEDS YOUR HELP to CURATE. But FIRST ASS TOKEN needs YOUR HELP to raise 160 to Purchase Delegation!

in ass •  5 years ago 

I need 1000 ENG to purchase delegation for ASS Token then I can actually delegate all of my 5 Million Staked ASS tokens and users like @butthole and the rest of teh richlist can actually delegate and mayeb we can actually sell delegations FOR ASS

THEN We can start CURATING teams and I can spend a few hundred bucks on some reddit youtube facebook ads and youtube videos that can be REALLy funny and have the whole community laughing and ill include ALL the coolest people from steem no one will be left out. I can make REALLy fun discords like the olden times, with so much crazy memes and giveaways of @discordtip bot etc, oh we can LISt ASS for $200 on DiscordTip or any steem engine token so tell @steemleo and @creativecryptocollective or @ccc or whatever and tell all of the tribes they can list on a bot for $200 and be on a tip bot with BTC all major altcoins and in 10 thousand discord servers!

And anyway when I add delegation imagien hwo cheap i can start selling it for once I run out of the 1 million FREE ASS power delegations. SO if you want something to spend ASS on how about a 3 month delegation super cheap? LOl It would be fun! I may just pay for it BUT FIRST SAND token gets finished and gets delegation. Once SAND has delegation I may do ASS delegation

But we DO NEED it and if i can sell enough ASS on the market, I would totally pay for this tonight! But i dont expect to be the only one making sales so how about we do this.... we see if people can just send ENG to @asshole and currently 400 are staked but none liquid and Ill see who sent it and i will just wait until we have 1000!

https://steem-engine.rocks/tokens/ASS/richlist

Anyone who sends ENG to @asshole account will get rewarded with ASS, just ask what you would want to pay 1000 ENG or $160... I have 1 million liquid ass tokens I can pretty much sell in bulk but i supposed that $160 or 1000 STEEM would be a LOT even for 1 MILLION ass tokens. HOWEVER when ASS was at higher prices than now, that would be fair. @fyrstikken may be able to do something if he also would want delegation, we will see what happens but I think all the assholes could all throw 1 ENG to @asshole account and only 1000 would be needed. or 100 people all sending 10 ENG which is like haha $1.60 I need $1.60 from 100 people to enable delegation on ASS token BUT THEN the fun can start because i can just delegate my ASS power to people on contracts for many many months at a time. ill do 3 and 6 month contracts where i will let you pay a TINY amount of ASS just for SHOW to get a big big delegation!

I already know people like @reverendrum @citimillz @achatainga will all get to get a SPECIAL deal for just a few ass tokens where they will get 100K of ASS power maybe for a few weeks months maybe indefinitely! The prospect of becoming a LIFTIME member delegatee is amazing right? Imagine we power up 1 Million ASS to an account and leave delegation on to you, throw away the key :D ASSHOLES can DO stuff like that! We can experiment with all sorts of stuff! but with 90% Curation i MUST delegate more to others . And I cannot GIVE OUT anymore than the 200-300K left in discord!

Airdrops will come from that amount in @banjo and the 1 million liquid i have will be staked right now, and then delegated out!

Ok 1 Million ass STAKED , so anyone worried about me giving out much more ASS anymore, you dont have to. I just have an Airdrop that i can do when @beggars is done rebuilding the amazing Steem-Engine Airdrop tool OR whenever @heimindanger finishes adding the Mass_Send feature into his SSCC.SteemWhales.com tool that I need to start using more! Just waiting for the mass send (And I know it requires nice Sp! i will be simply handing out ASS to top steemians and then giving STAKES to a list of 200-200 top level steemians who are active , minnows dolphins and whales alike. I almost have finished doing it, I just have to spend a few more hours and as the 300K ASS disappears I wont have any left to give out expect for what I can get in upvotes or create in upvotes on my own posts etc. But tat will shrink when i delegate 90% of my ASSpower to others and create plenty of reasons to use the ass token :D

Trade ASS here

https://steem-engine.com/?p=market&t=ASS

ASS DISCORD is HERE https://discord.gg/MbPWR8s

Where I have already begun raining on members, making Dogecoin and EOS tips, And I will even rain ASS token while i go create some more buy orders for it :D Anyway we will hear "Do you wanna trade some shitcoins" Like an orchestra , an organ :D with @fyrstikken coming out like phantom of the operah man... one day steem will RISE like Frankenstein, all these stitched up pieces from other formerly dead chains :D BRING ON the Golos and the Quatloos! Steem is SO EPIC and SO IS ASS TOKEN YOU WILL SEE, I WILl buy more soon, and I want you all to realize I CAN PUMP the market, but i never DUMP on it, unless someone requests I sell them a LOT of ass at a reasonable price, I wont sell I will just accumulate maybe one day burn but the ass lets em earn more and give it out in delegation form. I will allow others to feel the power of a 90% coin with 1 Million out of 21 million max supply delegated to them. for steem that would be like having 15 Million SP delegated? Right? Well teh CHALLENGE is to get ass actually noticed by meme makers on twitter, so i need to do a SHIPLE partnership with MOM token who I already have tried wrking with and hes busy but we can do this, he can give me permission to promote shiple and maybe MORTIES on ASS and we can go from there. we may list shiple orr MOM TOKEN on steem engine soon! (Shiple has a great big online meme following @stellabelle knows whats up oh lemme stake u some ass stella )

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great one

Sounds good! I love ass.

yes once I can delegate to you and others you can upvote people a lot easier so when I start inviting 100s of reddit users to come post weekly memes to compete for your upvote you will be able to really make a dent and hand out multiple ASS at a time

What a kick ass idea.

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