Exhibit A:
I have chosen this ass to kiss because among all asses, this one is the most approachable ass. The first kind of ass have seen the struggles of kissing ass but has risen to the point where they no longer need to kiss ass and because they no longer have to kiss ass their lips aren't chapped and wrinkled, they look majestic and talk as if they never in their life had to kiss ass. They look down on ass kissing and ass kisser, but quick investigation off their comments reveal other wise. The third kind of Ass is also to be avoided in attempt to garner momentum on their back because the third kind of ass not only kisses you back, they will provide "services" if you pay them. They have accepted to their heart that ass kissing is now their family business and they will not stop unless they are the best ass kisser. The reason to no kiss these asses is because they publicly announce when and where they kissed your ass back when you kissed theirs and what other things were involved and you don't want that kind of gay shit in blockchain's memory forever associated to you name, fake or real. The second kind of ass is the best kind to kiss because the one good approach to kiss them is a gentle smooch, no tongues involved and that's it. They'll say thank you and move on. You move on too. But, be wary to not to brown nose them, they are very sensitive about their and you dignity and if you try to compromise either they will kick you down and trample over you. Be wary to go for a kiss without the moment and context. These ass are hierarchically only one step below unicorns and must be treated as fairy tale princesses. Rare, Valuable and Special. Technically, the best ass are Unicorns because they are whales who will up vote you with their 100% voting power flattered by your sycophancy but no Unicorn has been ever spotted in Steemit so it is best to settle for the approachable ass, approach them with valuable replies and appreciate their hard labor and maybe find a friend in them.
Stop being a dickwad and resteem, follow, upvote and/or comment, dickwad.
I'm sorry I called you dickwad. You're not a dickwad. Come here you little. Come here.