俺家有二娃。
男娃为长,曰欧小宝,生于2011年8月。
女娃为幼,曰欧小贝,生于2017年3月。
对妹妹的到来,欧小宝表现出了最由衷的欢迎和喜爱。
妈妈忙的时候,欧小宝毅然决然承担“三陪”之重任:
陪吃、陪玩、陪睡。
欧小宝“人来疯”性格,外向好动,难得安静。偶得闲暇,最爱雪花片。
若能奖励到电玩城爽一把,简直是状如疯狗、判若两人。
欧小贝的到来,给一家人带来了更多的欢乐。
朋友们都说,儿女双全,人生赢家。
初生的欧小贝,除了缺少小鸡鸡,极像当年的欧小宝,相似度超过90%。
恍惚间,仿佛回到了6年前。
妈妈说,陪欧小宝再长大一次,谢谢欧小贝给了我这样的机会。
月子里,俺是超级奶爸,每天带着欧小贝坐公交车去医院洗澡,顺便勾搭一道而来的少妇们。
近4个月的欧小贝,整日抱着拳头啃,糊的一脸口水。
为了确保欧小贝健康成长,我们做了一个艰难的决定:
请赖博士@justyy从大不列颠供应口粮。
慢点长大,孩子们,爸爸妈妈不想那么快变老。
……
以上图片全部出自 Google Photos 自动生成的拼贴与动画。
谨以此文向谷歌人工智能致敬。
神父来了, 秒赞
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风油精
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啥梗。。没懂。
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那是我的微信名
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YY兄,想多了
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感谢博士领路
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这风格也是这里少有的,😄
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也是无奈之举,没有才能做美食,没有时间去旅行,思考数日,只好晒娃了
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可以晒晒 “咱们”的媳妇。哈哈。。。。看过嫂子**照
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**耐人寻味。
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哈哈
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