(Fuck It, Before It Fucks You #95 (Tell me doctor, where are we going today?)

in backtothefuture •  4 years ago 

Heeloooooo internetters! It’s Saturday night and I guess that makes it alright to post another blog! But I guess it’s always alright isn’t it? I mean a lot of times I post one on Friday. So I can technically do it any time I want, just seems that those days just happen to work out the best. But anyway….

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So what’s going on this week? Well on Wednesday, two people competing for a high-powered position met to discuss crucial matters of public health, national security, the economy, race relations, and voting rights Then on Thursday the biggest topic of conversation was a fly. I for one, did not notice this fly, nor do I see it’s significance. That’s what flies do. They eat shit and bother people. It’s only natural that they’d be drawn to politicians, who are themselves full of shit and bother everybody. Frankly I’m surprised that they’re not a more prominent feature at these debates. I did notice, though, that they took more COVID precautions for the Vice Presidential debates. Probably because they know that who ever wins the Vice Presidency is going to end up being President. Kamala for sure. Biden looks like he won’t make it another 4 months, let alone years. Then there's Trump, and I’m not sure if he’s faking that he has COVID or trying to fake that he doesn’t. I”ve been entertaining the idea that he’s faking it so he can stage a “miraculous recovery”, to the cheers of his adoring base. Then someone on FOX news will read out all the tweets from the left hoping that he dies. That’ll eat away at Biden’s lead pretty quick. Unfortunately I know a lot of liberals who think Trump’s defeat is a certainty now, and I gotta keep telling y’all that chicken hasn’t hatched yet. It’s a very rare think in American history for a President not to be re-elected. Especially one who knows how to work the media.
In other news. I was feeling nostalgic last night so I watched Back To The Future. That’s one of those movies they should remake for 2020. If I had a time machine, I’d go back to 1985 and tell Doc Brown how much the future sucks. When he asks me to prove I’m from the future by telling him who the President is, I’ll just be like “You don’t even want to know. You know that guy Biff? Basically him. Trust me bro, time travel isn’t gonna be worth it. I don’t know where you get all your money and resources from, but you’d be much better off putting it all into stopping this global warming thing people are just starting to notice. Or maybe anti-viral medicine. . Then of course I’d go visit my younger self and tell him a thing or two about a thing or two. Like “Hey! Stop chasing girls and learn how to garden! Also, buy as much Amazon and Google stock you can and use the profits from that to buy BItcoin. I know you haven’t heard of any of those things yet, but you will1” Of course, We know Doc Brown isn’t very responsible because he read Marty’s letter after he said himself it could have catastrophic consequences. Then he’s just like “What the hell?” as they both fade out of existence. I mean, I guess that didn’t happen but he didn’t know what would.
But of course we can’t travel through time. The best we can do is slow it down with our minds in a really intense situation. People try it all the time though. They dwell on the past like they can change it and they worry about the future like they can affect it. But the only moment you can live in is this one and the only time you can change anything is now. So there’s no better time to say “Fuck it!” Before it fucks you.

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