Bad Hair cut! ahhhh!

So I went to the hair dresser a couple days ago spurr of the moment thing. My 21 yr old boy wanted a hair cut so I thought I might as well get one as well.  My regular lady wasn't in so I decided to get someone else.  No big deal right.  Wrong!  I came out with what my daughter who is 32 called  an awful mini mullet!! My boy friend laughed and said it looked like I had a hollow spot in the back of my head.  So now being the people pleaser  that  I am I have got to phone the hairdresser and try to get it fixed by my regular lady without the other lady finding out.  I pick up the phone after a day of worrying and phone the salon.  I ask for my regular lady but she can't come to the phone.  They ask who is calling uhhh.... I would rather not say   😕.  Now they are super curious they tell me to call back in 10 min.  I call back, now they ask my name and whats it regarding ahhh.  I just wanna talk to my hair dresser!  She's not available try in an hour.  I call back she answers! Yay hi this is Starley  I got a bad haircut from someone a couple days ago... (I'm whispering,) I really need it fixed but don't want anyone to feel bad or get in trouble also I'm sorry I cheated on you believe me I do regret it.  I make arrangements to go in for a fix when the other lady is on days off.  Phew.  That was today.  It is not quite over...  now I have got to sneak in and try not to be recognized by anyone that was there that day.  I walk in first girl looks at me and says "Your back" uh yeah.... I sneak over to my lady she's like why are you being so quiet? I explain I just don't wanna create drama. She's all like haha no biggie I'm sure it happens all the time in a very loud voice for all to hear.  "Huh  that's quite the  whisps  she's left you in the back I've never seen whisps that long before." I cringe and look around.... huh Nobody  fainted, or shot me, no bad looks just smiles.   I guess I'm the only one that was worried. Normal appointment after that and I'm pretty happy with the knew cut.  I guess I don't have to go into witness protection or relocate after all!!!