Bird Box - Really Dumb

in badmovies •  6 years ago 

Spoiler Alert!

I finally watched Netflix's Bird Box, even though I knew it was going to be stupid going in. The premise sounded really interesting, and I couldn't sleep so I figured what the heck. It has some big name actors, like Sandra Bullock and John Malkovich, but the good acting couldn't save this turd.

The world is taken over by some mysterious entities that make you kill yourself if you look at them. Unless you are already violently insane, then they make you force other people to look at them. But these things, whatever they are, can't come inside of buildings, even if the door or windows are open.

So the people that survive remain indoors with the windows covered, so they don't accidently look outside. It was interesting to see the methods the characters use to forage for supplies, but there is no way they are driving around using only proximity sensors to navigate. And rowing a boat down a raging river with blindfolds on? Please! Of course, a teenage girl in Utah wrecked her car a few days ago trying to drive blindfolded down the street after watching this, but that isn't too surprising.

It is all ridiculously implausible, and the whole thing smacks of SJW, white people are evil propaganda that the big studios are trying so hard to push these days.

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me I watch anime in netflix
thank you for sharing this film

Never seen the movie but I enjoy the memes

I can say ... I not like this film :(

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I wondered what all the fuss was about this show
Thanks for the review
It sounds a load of tosh so I'm glad I'm not wasting my money on a Netflix subscription

I totally agree on this. Even when they got a great cast, the whole movie is kind of lame. I liked the ending though, 'cause they didn't save; human race is hidden in its own planet like mice! and I liked that unhappy ending. Good post.