Dr. Victor Frankenpeel unveils his genetic marvel, The STEEMNANA

in bananamemos •  7 years ago 

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After years -- two, to be precise -- I have perfected the world's first...

STEEMNANA



In honor of Steemit's 2nd birthday (my, how time flies!), I have been hard at work in my laboratory creating a new, improved, enriched, super-banana.

Ready for the Big Reveal?






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Announcing... the STEEMNANA




This banana will be mightier than any banana before it!

Bigger! Stronger! Curvier! Yellower!

And with a little more potassium than your average Musa acuminata.

Here are some photos of the surgical procedures, taken by my assistant, Peelgore:


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The delicate procedure of gene splicing requires the focus of a laser
(which, of course, I possess)








Convalescing through the long and arduous recuperation process







Embedding the genetic code for the appearance of the Steemit symbol






New logo fully embedded








Now, the Creation is fully healed and ready to take on the world!


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Steemnana

can multi-task like there's no tomorrow --

blogging while shooting a video while upvoting while trading crypto like a wizard.

This is a fully edible (delicious, actually) entry on the banana market. I have, of course, cloned the genetic structure of this super banana, and soon...

bananas everywhere...

will be

Steemnanas!!

THE nutritional choice for snacking while steemin'.




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Thank you, @isaria. Here's a Super Banana snack for you while steemin':
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Thanks! Here's a super-snack for you, @intricateknot:
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