The matriarch of the Bush Crime Family is dead.
Maybe all of the incredible citizen jouralism, Jeb's failure as a presidential candidate and the explosive unveiling of pedogate has put her adrenochrome dealer into hiding. Can you imagine all these elites of illuminati bloodlines scratching at the walls for their youth serum? Still, these elites always seem to live into their 90s, the funny thing about Babs though is that she's looked and dressed as if she were in her 90s for the past several decades. I guess she was just gearing up for this day.
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