Pastor and Wife step out of bathroom, together, on a Sunday morning.
(Both enter bedroom)
Wife: Phew! This is exactly what I needed this morning o.
Pastor: (smiles) What? The hot bath?
Wife: (rolls eyes) Before?
(Both laugh)
Wife: (applies body lotion) I really can't wait to be a part of today's glorious service!
Pastor: (applies hair cream, wears briefs, and sits on bed) Mm-hm.
Wife: You're sitting down? Honey, it's almost 7:30 A.M! In few minutes we'll be running behind schedule o! (Puts on panties)
Pastor: (smiles and stares at her longingly) Mm-hm.
Wife: (frowns) Honey, stand up nau. Start getting dressed. You know you are to officiate the service. (Wears brassiere) Oya, help me hook my bra. This should make you stand up from there.
Pastor: (smiles mischievously and stands) Turn around na.
Wife: (smiles, rolls eyes, and turns around)
Pastor: (tickles her)
Wife: (giggles) Now, you want to play? On a Sunday morning? Don't worry, I'll hook my bra myself.
Pastor: Oya, wait na, anointed woman of God. No more play now. (Smiles)
Wife: (sighs and turns around)
Pastor: (tickles her, and kisses her neck)
Wife: (low, soft tone) Ohh, honey stop it!
Pastor: (gently takes off her bra and plants more kisses on her neck and ear lobes)
Wife: (moans softly) H-honey, we'll be late for service if you don't s-stooopp.
Pastor: (roaming hands find and fondle the fleshy, succulent mounds on her chest) Shhh...
Wife: (low tone) Moses, Moses.
Pastor: (whispers) Yes, Lord?
Wife: What doth thou have in thine hand?
Pastor: A rod, Lord. But, of what use is my rod?
Wife: (turns around and kisses him passionately) Thou must use thine rod to strike the sea, and it shall part for thee. (Pushes him down to the bed and pulls down his briefs)
(20 minutes into the libidinous crossing of the Red Sea, Pastor's cellphone on the bedstand rings)
Wife: (moaning loudly) H-honey, dooon't t-take iit!
Pastor: It's the (thrust) organising (thrust) secretary. It (thrust) won't take (thrust) long. (More thrusting)
(Pastor picks call)
Organising Secretary: Hello, Sir. Is everything okay, sir? Did your car have any issues this morning? The congregation awaits your arrival, sir.
Pastor: (still thrusting furiously) Oh, God! I-I am coming!!!
Wife: Wait, what!?
Organising Secretary: Sir, is everything alri...
(Line goes dead)
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