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Will you give @techslut a 100% upvote if she breaks her vow of abstentia and does a post too? Following all the rules of course!

Sounds generous! I can't turn down whale upvotes, so..... count me in! Lets get JERKY for ONE DAY(just one..... the rest of the year.... no. well..... and on #steemoween too... but that's not til 2018)

  ·  7 years ago (edited)Reveal Comment

I am complying by posting replies not comments. Replies and comments are not the same!

That's your logic I guess?

Lol great meme ..

You can't know if it's a trap unless you try it!

I will watch you try first :)

Nah, I think even a upvote from Bernie could be fun, but I'm maybe trying to stick whatever I enjoy rather than attempting to get easy big upvotes or flags. :)

But thanks, I'm following with great interest as I enjoy drama.

lol. drama is not what I like. I like sci-fi :)

What? You don't like Steemit drama? Steemit sci-fi is really good though, I could recommend you a few good Steemit sci-fi authors but this week, I'll try to instead enjoy all the drama available.

yea, anything, but drama :)

Oh, wow!

I was already planning to circle-jerk random large SP holders on Friday, but now your gonna pay me for it!!!

It looks like my white Christmas has come early :P

Haha ha ha haaa! So funny!

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Ber-nie Ya, My Steem!
Ber-nie Ya!!!
Ber-nie Ya, My Steem!
Ber-nie Ya!!!
Ohhh STEEEEEM, Bernie Yaaaaa!

Now, where's the marshmallows???

So cold, so hot! What would Steemit be without our dear @berniesanders????

CONSIDER IT DOOONNNEEE LULZ

Good catch though. LOL

You will do it and you will like it. 50 words, it'll take you like 8 whole seconds and just a tiny bit of your dignity.

You're just mad because I doxxed you. So bitter...

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

How can I pass up this opportunity to participate in what will become a piece of steem history! As counterintuitive as this seems, sign me up!

Can I haz witness vote for being an earnest customer on this suspiciously auspicious occasion? I mean, it never hurts to ask right? Unless of course, I'm catching you on a bad day, and then it could hurt very, very badly.

Love the show you provide for us all to watch from down here in the peanut gallery. I say, keep it up. Never have thought you wrong yet in your opinions, why start now, what with free upboats on sale for nuthin' and stuff and all!

Hope you know what a hangover feels like. I suspect we might all feel that way when we wakeup Saturday morning!

Nah. I'm just going to Waffle House at 3am and eat too much, drink a ton of water, and sleep till Sunday.

good plan
LOL

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

I don't drink a lot. I'm really just a social media drinker.

rimshot

Here all week folks, tip your servers and try the upgoat curry

LOLZ!

Lol why do u say so brother, very funny

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

WTF....I came here to ReallocateMyUpVote that was spammed down by blocktrades and this is what I see.....Bernie you are either a Mad Scientist, the King of Ironic Funny, or have you Found Religion and Became Benevolent Bernie (which would scare the bejezuzs out of me...so hopefully not the latter)......All I know is there is 3 things I'm really curious to see from this:

  1. Outcome: Say a Count of How Many People in Total Will Benefit from this and other stats will be a Awesome To See :)
  2. Trending: This Will Be The Competition of The eFFcuking Year! Can you (And Every Sorry Soul Who Reads this and Post) please promote this Collectively Crazy Cocky 'Competition'? Bernie, you can singlehandedly Make This Go Trending...but I doubt you will need to.
  3. Can This Become a Annual Event? :D

Also you won my commitment as a follower, and I will definitely be checking your post way more often and supporting in other ways (my bank account just got linked today...I will be transferring a few K to Steem soon to start, especially after seeing this )!

I probably won't post cause I'm lazy af to put together 8-seconds to write on these amazing topics, but Shit...You Impress me Sir! I will try to follow as many of the responds as possible to show my support....now fuck off and go upvote you gorgeous bastard with big balls!


Steemit: We Don't Have A King....But We Have The Next Best Thing aka @BernieSanders Yeah!

source:pinterest

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Up-Voted of course......cause there is genius in the madness

He's some of the support....will do more later, just a little (2 or 3) for now:

#Bernieblackfriday reply links for your viewing pleasure:

poor minimal wage and horny

ignorantly racist and hunting

"circle-jerk" type content and related to why you are thankful for Steem! is a difficult task man 😁

Will the real @berniesanders please stand up! This post makes me moist but not steemy enough to participate. Goodluck to all you circle-jerks and may the last man enjoy his soggy biscuit. xoxo

Well I guess it's time for the no pants dance! Nothing like a good old circle jerk on a winters day!

Ive never done a true circle-jerk with steemit before, this will be exciting.

What was it a "Lemon Party"? (google it) Lol..

haha, yeah... you know what makes it even better was that there was a political party in the country I live in named just that, the lemon party.

I wont be getting involved with this, if you cant/wont vote my usual fantastc posts why would I lower myself to write a tosh post.. hahaha

ow I am scared to post.. maybe you vote for me as witness after that, and I lose some after that... ;-)

Flag: Relevance. WTF? Did you even read the post?

So I'm reading this as "create a post on friday"
But there's like 17 people that already made one in the past hour since seeing this.

They should be flagged by transisto at 100%!!!!
j/k

Prefering your vote on my stuff if you really liked what I am doing...

Still it will be interesting how many will jump in to that. Will pretend this to be sarcasm ;-)

Resteemed and Upvoted.

I think this is crazy but I like that it is a different kind of fun..

@berniesanders is a Mad Genius!

I still talk about the pickle vote story..

Can I have a 1%er just for old times sake?

why you are thankful for 'steem" not "steemit" .. Hmm!
this is best done by the big boys like you @berniesanders the ones with the real steem

I upvoted your post .. good luck! You got my 4 cents!

Will be an interesting study in social engineering, no!?

I think he is just doing it to piss some people off and keep everyone guessing. Thanks for the Resteem @aggroed.... or I never would have seen it.

Dafuq?! How can it be Friday somewhere else already?!
Not possible, cuz--->flatearth

Here in nigeria its already Thursday , the time here is 1:28, i guess in other countries it might have been fridaymorning "spherical" ,countries with 12+
i have been seeing this trending actually i don't really know what it means, the black Friday stuff, is it done every Friday? Is it like a contest we participate on?

I was just being a smartass. lol

Black Friday: The frenzied orgy of extreme acquisition that is the natural result of asking Americans to spend an entire day attempting to be grateful for what they already have.

-UrbanDictionary.

For me is always Friday 😀

Sorry Bernie, but even though I am straight too, we all should prioritize LGBT too instead of only the straight!

This is gonna be a loooong Black Friday for your @berniesanders if you consider all the people from every time zone 😂

Nothing like a good ol circle jerk.
I will participate in this and sell my dignity for a upvote :D

This is a feast for the steemians and a golden occasion, congratulations!😊

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

I heard free, and ran here as fast as I could. This is kinda cool, I'm participating. After buying upvotes, this ain't that bad~

:))) I do hope that this is the correct definition:

A useless discussion or meeting involving mental masturbation whereby the egotistical, boring participants try to demonstrate they're the smartest persons in the room.

I don't know if I can write this way. I can certainly try :))

This will be an interesting Friday.

:))) I won't comment on this. Ooops, I already did :)))

OK, till Friday then ...

I can't tell if I should shamelessly accept or pridefully decline... What am I saying? -- I'm not cool enough to decline free stuff - no shame in the game baby.

You can jerk me bro! 😂

I think I'm cool with that. You seem like a jerkable person.

Cool, I’m a two pump chump so it won’t last long. Just wear a glove 🧤. 😀👍

That is helluvan hourly wage..

wow

Hi there @berniesanders. I have a FB group with more than 300 Steemers. The majority posts in Spanish, just a few dare to post in English (google translator mode on). So I should ask you: Is it ok if I send this message to them so they can be the happy winners of your offer? Would you support them if following your rules post in Spanish as well?

Thanks for your time.

FB group of Steemians??? Oh the irony!!

Yes. This is full of ironies. A bunch of Steemians using FB as a medium to stay tuned. At least we can say thanks FB "you are doing a great job".

PS: I've just realised than @berniesanders offer is just another irony. :S

So you’re encouraging shit posting?

Where else could I get money? of the toilet? I prefer to write and win by writing that I go to the toilet?

Do not you believe it?

Steemit is fabulous, he pays me for sailing and for this I go and I spend the money the beers, as well as my great friend Homero taught me

Thanks for letting us know!

@berniesanders, let me translate into indonesian language

Cepat dan mudah, ikuti aturan di bawah ini!
Pos harus dianggap sebagai konten tipe "lingkaran-brengsek"
Posting akan tentang mengapa Anda bersyukur untuk Steem!
50 kata atau lebih
Judul posting harus berisi #bernieblackfriday:
Tag 1: bernieblackfriday
Tag 2: steemisthebest

Jika Anda ingin bergabung dengan lingkaran ini, gunakan salah satu layanan scammy untuk mengikuti voting atau #bernieblackfriday posts!

I hope this game is true no trap sir

It's great! Repost!

Nice idea!

Thanks Bernie for making people happy, Resteemed

Nice

Thank you master steemer!

Thank you that is good but we think here not proper method of earning on the purly based on creation are content images but here is bot works so pay them and get more earning and votes which bad symble any net work if pay then why not do some thing other why waste time here also this plate froum which based on bots are those they hay chain of friends give and take that a realty nothing based on post are content some did earn even single cent and some posts vedios takens from you tube earn than 100s dollar then how content are bad are good there vote bring from groups lobbes and from bots which is not fair playing rules will same for every one common thing is any whi have he put invest take votes which is bad thing thank you.
Kind regds @alidervash

Soon as I get rep 35 I’ll try it

Keep posting. You will be there before you know it.

  ·  7 years ago Reveal Comment

Does it count when I hire someone to write it for me? Or is that even better?

This is great!
Thank you for your kindness!

It's Party Hard

I love steemit because of its fully automated system great.

your post itself is a steem and l love steemit become sooner or later it will make facebook out of steam.

i h've sent 1 SBD

Yippee ! Christmas has come early @berniesanders !!! Woot Woot !!💲💵💸🎁🎀🎄🎀🎄💸💵💲🎀🎄🎁

With Steemit I was able to quit my job. You can too. Seem is the best. Especially when it jumps 200 % in one day like it did last week.

Whoops ... thought tag in Title would be 1st ... Do I need to post again ? How can I fix it ? https://steemit.com/steemisthebest/@offgridlife/steemit-is-the-best-bernieblackfriday

hi

Bernard: Can we show our “thanks” tomorrow to a one of a kind cunt just for the fun of it? She is begging to be added to the list. @sarahabed
Check her out. #thanksgivingflags

cool, i will give it a shot.

Ok @berniesanders, I just had t do it. I think this is the first post I have ever mentioned you in.

I don't know how to circle-jerk. Please provide an example.

It will probably be more like a congo line jerk if you are more familiar with that.

I've never been to Congo.

Hi Bernie,
Happy Thanksgiving Day
From SE Asia :)

Hell, this post is going to be so simple it'll probably tongue tie me and take me twice as long as a normal post.....ugh lol.

very good

Is the writing to take place today or on friday?

Congratulations @berniesanders!
Your post was mentioned in the hit parade in the following categories:

  • Comments - Ranked 4 with 138 comments
  • Pending payout - Ranked 7 with $ 138,07

I'm getting confused by this, in an entertaining why. I'm actually lost. Is this actually real or meant to be a funny post? Or maybe both? I'm really confused. Alsof, I didn't know that negative reputation is possible. How did that happen?

Wow is a great new, he has a great project keeping healthy steemit

Perhaps, for now I'll stand aside and see what will happen :)

you need to work hardly Bro thanks

Hey,
Will you give @techslut a 100% upvote if she breaks her vow of abstentia and does a post too? Following all the rules of course!

Sounds generous! I can't turn down whale upvotes, so..... count me in! Lets get JERKY for ONE DAY(just one..... the rest of the year.... no. well..... and on #steemoween too... but that's not til 2018)

voy a anotarme aver como me va?

Jajajjaja

I don't get it. What is "circle-jerk"?
Well, I love seetmit just because I love its revenue sharing system.
People love to work here. They just rock. If steemit don't break the rules they made. It'll boom soon.
#bernieblackfriday

Black Friday? Circle jerk? Bernie? OMG this feels like Christmas! Farewell my dear dignity!

Wow!
Steemit blackfriday but today is wednesday this contest i don't understand more way just joking anyway kudos to you

I observed that also, i was hearing steemians shouting blackfriday blackfriday , i thought today was even Thursday, omg i Made a mistake at my first comment

Is this like a trap. Cause it looks like a trap. Who knows it could be legit. I'll just wait and see.

No. I've seen to much Archer to fall for this. Is 100% a trap.

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This it's great

excellent black friday

I love steem is the best I've seen. I know that in a few years it will be the best or one of the best platforms in the world of virtual currencies. up steem.

nice post following you