JOKES

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There was a day I was travelling to Lagos when I was disturbed to see my friend. My disturbance was due to the job I was not having after putting up and sending my CV to various companies. I was bored and decided to take a trip. When I got to CMS bus stop, I took another bus going to Orile. Before the bus took off, one man with thick pimples and eczema was selling a particular cream for the cure of eczema and pimples though I was having little pimples on my face but was also angry. He was shouting by the window side of the bus. The shout was so intensed that got me annoyed. He said buy this cream, it can cure your eczema and pimples within 24hours.

With annoyance I asked him that since when have you started selling this cream?
The man: about five years ago.
Me: you said five years ago?
The man: YES, then why did you asked?
ME: I asked because what you are selling does not speak who you are.
ME: hope you have sold much?
THE MAN: no, not a single one since morning.
ME: no wonder you have not sold one out of the creams.
THE MAN: what?
ME: your face is destroyed with eczema and pimples.
THE MAN: OH!!!
The man left that area and probably went home with shame.

As the bus took off, we got to a traffic where a man came up selling soap but his body was as dirty as PIG. I was angry after being relieved from the cream seller, I met another one again.

ME: another one again?
THE MEN: oga, this soap can make your body looks smooth and will produce nice aroma.
ME: did you see me as someone with rough skin? Or did you perceive any odour from my body?
THE MAN: oga I don't mean it that way.
ME: why have you not changed if this soap can make ones' body look smooth? Why is your body bringing out odour instead of nice aroma.?

COMPORT YOURSELF WHEN SELLING ANY ITEM BECAUSE YOUR BODY AND THE WAY YOU ARRANGE YOURSELF SPEAK FOR THE ITEM YOU ARE SELLING