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My Fat Bird desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be an unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a chocolate bar of all things.

My Fat Bird always kept a rubber chicken that they sometimes throw. It should have been a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. A rubber chicken being the item selected.

My Fat Bird wanted a magic 8 ball that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was fun. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

My Fat Bird desired a sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item selected.

My Fat Bird carried a big sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought it was breathtaking. Honestly, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

My Fat Bird desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a fairly strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

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