Moving to hive

dj123 (60) · 7 years ago (edited)

lol ..... go check out more of Profane's good shitz in #comedyopenmic

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sharanaithal (52) · 7 years ago

I like white lines myself, good sir.

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btcvenom (65) · 7 years ago

This is great haha

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9 votes

berniesanders (77) · 7 years ago

I wish you MASSIVE profits!!

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btcvenom (65) · 7 years ago

lol, your TA is gonna make me billions!

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khaled4444 (34) · 7 years ago

HALO

here is analysis BITCOIN

My personal analysis via Harmonic

Going down TO 7800 - 7000

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10 votes

dj123 (60) · 7 years ago

bwahahah...... we got a real TA going here!

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felander (71) · 7 years ago

he is almost as good as brejin

soma909 (56) · 7 years ago (edited)

To be fair to @berjin; it's not easy to be simultaneously right and wrong, 10 times a day.

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11 votes

keithboone (65) · 7 years ago

Perfect! Finally, some crypto-predictions that I can understand! I am now buying and selling at the same time! The random lines on the graph explained all... :)

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dj123 (60) · 7 years ago (edited)

lol this is why we need TA here on Steemit....... what's the point of having millions...no billions without some ~~Tits and Ass~~ Tech Anals

giphy

psss @berniesander ....can you change/add 1 tag to say #comedyopenTA and nominate 2 TA Specialist to join in?

I fcuking see this as a new Trend #comedopenTA.... it's gonna be huge like the moon....not going to the moon, just moonly huge... err... no-TA _{meaning like no-homo for those hoping to speculate}

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9 votes

holybranches (60) · 7 years ago (edited)

Holy fcuk. That's genuis. Now i get why Hae-Hae predicted that $29. #comedyopenTA it is! Dude been working towards it all these time!

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dj123 (60) · 7 years ago (edited)

it takes a genius to spot a genuis

i try to be great genuis.... sometimes i'm even genuinely a genus ..... just not genie _{with TA}

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4 votes

holybranches (60) · 7 years ago

just not genie with TA

You are. With tits & ass.

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bitfiend (59) · 7 years ago

LMFAO @ Hae-Hae!!!! HAHAHAHA! You killed me with this comment bro. I don't think #comedyopenTAespanol will work. It would be nothing but skeletons waiting for the charts to change.

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holybranches (60) · 7 years ago

lol... it is worth every try. anything for the mooning of steem.

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mobbs (69) · 7 years ago

The funny thing is, given the original user's success rate of this BS, this coin will probably neither go up nor down, and just float at the exact same value for eternity by sheer chance.

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grey580 (61) · 7 years ago (edited)

He's right..... twice.

You are our savior!

All praise Saint Bernie! Patron Saint of Steemit.

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3 votes

lyndsaybowes (71) · 7 years ago

That's kick ass.

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bitcointravel (52) · 7 years ago

i think you are correct :D :D

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ssjsasha (67) · 7 years ago

This is just golden - right away made me think of

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abh12345 (76) · 7 years ago

Red lambos here we come!

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3 votes

ocrdu (71) · 7 years ago

You need way more lines. This clearly shows, at a glance even, what is going to happen:

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nikokafka (61) · 7 years ago

To the mooooon baby!

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felander (71) · 7 years ago

Personally I like to do technical analysis based on cartoon characters and these are absolutely as reliable as yours but are more entertaining
go @berjin

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4 votes

berniesanders (77) · 7 years ago

You will give me the keys to @berjin.

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felander (71) · 7 years ago

contact me on discord @felander#5662 so i can hand over

and no one ever died from saying please

victordaniels (51) · 7 years ago

You deserve a +1

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steemitri (64) · 7 years ago

I will give you an extra 1milion-upvote from my private account steemitrorelaxo ;-)

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profanereviews (56) · 7 years ago

Fuck me, that is a fine looking chart. The top one I mean, because it has more slides and slides are fun.

Did I win the contest?

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serylt (58) · 7 years ago

Those are pretty arrows! They must be indicating that cryptos will change in value some day!

Much appreciated for this high-quality TA. ;)
That seems to be much more reliable than other Technical Analysis!

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kilbride (55) · 7 years ago

So true. Great content .

kilbride (55) · 7 years ago

bwahahhahahah

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uber-dragon (45) · 7 years ago

Thank you for this in depth analysis. Can you analyze CRAP-Coin next? I'm interested in investing, but I can't really afford losing the money I'm going to invest, so I'll just do whatever you say is right and so that I can have the false sense of security. /s

enforcer48 (68) · 7 years ago

zmazing informations,by this type of post community of steemians gain energy and realized to work hard...,.

radical.centrist (25) · 7 years ago

YOU'VE GOT TO CENTER THE SPINNING BITCION OR THE ELLIOT WAVES WON'T WORK

SEE??????????????????????????????

WHEN I SEE THE WAVES THEY LOOK LIKE TIG OL' BITTIES

THANK YUO

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bitfiend (59) · 7 years ago

Elliot seems like a really nice guy. All I ever hear is people talking about how he waves when exciting things happen in trade markets. What a popular and nice-sounding guy.

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imjustsaying (50) · 7 years ago (edited)

If this was tagged "comedyopenmic" you would have made the dreams of so many COMers come true. (Looks like there is an extra tag available... What do you say?) I got a real good laugh out of this one.

sevendst19 (46) · 7 years ago

Funny. I really liked the bullshit chart with the stupid lines on it. Keep up the good work.

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nancy007 (49) · 7 years ago (edited)

I must say bitcoin is about to step up again, this year is our crypto year, is about time we buy more bitcoin now at it's deep in other to reap what we sow, thanks for sharing with us sir.

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iamstan (62) · 7 years ago

Bernie you are regaining your rep with these TA post ! You are cracking me up.
OMG I can not stop laughing.

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3 votes

argenis2 (48) · 7 years ago

Me gustaría un post donde se analice el SBD

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aburashed (53) · 7 years ago

First when i saw the post, shocked. But reading the entire post feeling good. I think btc prive will go up.

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petermail (51) · 7 years ago

Hi @berniesanders, I don't think that the Flag Wars are good for anyone, Steemit included, so I propose making peace for a week. My arguments for not using flags are here: https://steemit.com/steemit/@petermail/flag-wars-the-path-to-victory

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wholeself-in (57) · 7 years ago

Damn, I just blew my whole wad of upvotes on this thread and comments. Hilarious!

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mejustandrew (58) · 7 years ago

This is simply amazing, a lot of people will sign up on Steem for this!

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doktarufas (38) · 7 years ago

We all know the move is Bullish, the million crypto question is WHEN?

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therockman (61) · 7 years ago

Astounding T&A, and I don't mean your Tits & Ass! ;)

May you get great massive profits!

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saimegh (60) · 7 years ago

Haha 👌 another level of teasing rep (79) guy 😉 nicely predicted hope it goes up up up

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beggars (64) · 7 years ago

How many centimetres in length should the green line be before I pull out my MASSIVE profits my @berniesanders ? Are the arrow points on the red and green lines the same size, or do I wait until I see a fractal engulfed cayman triangle on the third wave in Malibu? Thanks @berjin.

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sajannair (67) · 7 years ago

Hahaha ! This Post is Beyond Funny !

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hanen (64) · 7 years ago

Good work, keep it up! I have been waiting for weeks for Steem and SBD to go up again. Well not loosing hope, but trying to be patient. So lets hope for the best when it comes to Bitcoin as well :)

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awesomianist (64) · 7 years ago

Put me in the upvote train!!

"great post, very information, thanks for write, looks cool"

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pangoli (69) · 7 years ago

What? I didn't know it was gonna go up or down.. You're a god!

Mother of trolls.
I like!!!!!

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fknmayhem (70) · 7 years ago (edited)

It’s like predicting the weather.

If it doesn’t rain there’s a chance the sun may shine.

As you can see on these satellite images, we don’t have a clue either but we get paid more for our BS than you for yours. And, because y’all are sheeple, you believe us because our paycheck is just bigger than yours. Don’t forget your umbrella!

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blackvapor (55) · 7 years ago

What if it stays the same?

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crypto-econom1st (57) · 7 years ago

Believe it or not, but the quality of this post outperforms all analysis from mister H.

I think you should do ten of these per day!

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brianphobos (70) · 7 years ago

The ABC impulse ejaculation wave is complete and it could go up, down, sideways, or in a rapid humping fashion until all the week hands are shaken out which will result in a launch so aggressive it will be like the Battlestar Galactica making a jump.

I support your analysis 100% and we can all do our part to see 20 post a day like this all over the trending page!

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mup (55) · 7 years ago

Nani? Bernie does TA instead of bragging about flagging? I'm Impressed, keep it up! :D

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omrfrq18 (44) · 7 years ago

Great post.thanks.

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