Dear crypto friend, good morning.
If you find the title of this article attractive, I can safely bet this month you have flipped more Altcoins than a French-Crepe-Master.
As a beginning, I want you to notice something: you are not alone.
If you think you are it's because you have been staring all day long at your monitor, nothing else is going on around you, a part from the background music you listen to without hearing it, and your mouse clicking desperately in search of the next big thing your apartment is dead silent .
But, if you pierced the wall, yes, that wall behind your screen, good chances are that you will find another monitor, and behind it, another flipper, another you. Thus, you would realize that you are surrounded by flippers.
Nowadays in astronomy departments they say that earth has stopped rotating, it is now flipping.
Did you know that many so-called investors in the cryptospace have been diagnosed with a new kind of condition?
Doctors call it extreme flipping distress. It firstly affects the brain, not so much later, the wallet.
The major problem with such condition is that most people affected are unaware of being a carrier.
Contagion goes like this. You see an ico; great project, great team:
of course you invest
if your lambo has to manifest,
you read in the press
the coin-sale will be a huge success,
you tubers are on fire
I’m already paying dinner with my future 10x multiplier.
Hard cap reached, no problem, 100mil $ raised in 2 minutes and another huge success in crypto history books.
At this point, you are waiting for the coin to get in your wallet and to be tradable.
The nights after the ico you can hardly fall asleep and during the 10 minutes you do you dream of this bloody token arriving in your wallet.
Ah! Time to trade baby.
Ether Delta is down, Ether Delta has taken a week off, you can clearly see it swimming in the Caribbeans and drinking cocktails on the white beach. Whaaaat?!
You wake up, you are cold sweating.
At this point your destiny can only take two paths, blu pill or red pill?
END OF CHAPTER 1, TO BE CONTINUED..
P.S.
Try not to overflip while you wait for part 2
