Bitcoin is no joke. But this post sure is!

What’s the difference between an average bitcoin miner and an average plumber?

An average plumber can at least solve a block.

What’s the difference between Bitcoin and NASA?

Bitcoin’s actually going to the moon.

Why won’t the government embrace bitcoin?

They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’.

How many miners does it take to change a lightbulb?

A million - One to do it and 999,999 to verify that he did.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Satoshi!
Satoshi who?
;-)

Why won’t the Icelandic government embrace bitcoin?

They don’t trust anything they can’t freeze.

What’s the difference between bitcoin and marriage?

You only lose the house, kids and half your wealth when your marriage turns to shit.

I paid a hooker with bitcoins once and asked if I’d ever see her again.

She said sure, next week you’ll find me just a few blocks away.

Why are the Chinese dumping their Bitcoins this week?

Because they were Wong about Wright.

In Bitcoin news the real Satoshi Namakoto was found and arrested this week.
He was charged with indecent exposure for revealing himself to a minor in the pool.
There were concerns that photo evidence in his trial would be deemed too “cryptographic” for public release.
Satoshi’s miraculous escape from his cell moments later was witnessed by at least 200 of his peers…
but is still yet to be confirmed.

What is an Irish cryptocurrency investor most worried about?

“Forking Bitcoin!”

How many Core devs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will just tell everyone that the risk of getting electrocuted while changing the bulb is too high, and that it's much safer to create a market for candles instead.